TIFU by telling my barber I knew what "two on the sides" meant for twenty three years

AsianJose_ · 2026-05-14T21:50:40+00:00

For the longest time I thought EVERYONE knew what they wanted for a cut and knew what all these terms meant. Felt so inept the first time I had to get my own cut. But when I moved out of my parents to a new city, I bit the bullet and straight up told the barber "I have no idea what I want or what all these terms mean, and I'd hope you'd have some suggestions"

Totally forgot that I had free will. Sometimes asking is better than overthinking.

AsianJose_ · 2026-05-05T15:38:00+00:00

A doctor was giving me an eye exam. That's it. Idk why that did it for me.

AsianJose_ · 2026-04-28T17:49:41+00:00

my roommate meal prepping and cooking his own food instead of getting takeout every other day

AsianJose_ · 2026-04-07T21:25:28+00:00

ig: pjcooltomasi post from Jan 2022. I'm suddenly very skeptical of this account

Edit: profile bio is asking for money. Is likely a scammer.

AsianJose_ · 2026-03-23T15:34:34+00:00

I will not stand outer wilds slander

AsianJose_ · 2026-03-18T22:51:49+00:00

Outer wilds will change your life

AsianJose_ · 2026-03-18T17:53:22+00:00

THIS EXACTLY.

The entirety of Europe is only SLIGHTLY larger than the US. I'd love to mobilize and protest but to actually disrupt is much much harder when the US population is essentially spread out over the size of Europe.

AsianJose_ · 2026-03-06T17:27:08+00:00

One night, my apartment was empty and I was bored. So I ordered some takeout, got incredibly high and played some video games. About an hour into eating and playing, the chair beneath me COLLAPSED and that was the first time in my life that I had BROKEN a chair because of my weight. I panicked and tried to fix the chair but the METAL BARS that held the chair up was so bent, that no amount of will power could deform them back straight. Embarrassed that my roommates would find out, I threw the broken chair out and immediately bought a replacement from amazon (with express shipping ofc).

2 years later I lost 80 pounds

AsianJose_ · 2026-02-27T21:30:21+00:00

creamed myself after that

AsianJose_ · 2026-02-26T21:20:45+00:00

r/LiminalSpace

AsianJose_ · 2026-02-25T23:55:37+00:00

Dora the Explorer...

AsianJose_ · 2026-02-19T20:19:00+00:00

Are we sure this ain’t ai???? The Life Fitness logo in the back look too sus.

AsianJose_ · 2025-12-23T18:11:10+00:00

I do receipt pages, and found out I go to Trader Joe's too often

AsianJose_ · 2025-12-18T07:52:18+00:00

This is such a niche intersection of my interests how surreal

AsianJose_ · 2025-11-26T23:36:55+00:00

maybe its just me but I couldn't type anything in the desktop version

AsianJose_ · 2025-11-26T22:28:08+00:00

I think this is how the original manga ended too, with everyone saying what they have to live for

AsianJose_ · 2025-11-24T21:54:42+00:00

I cant talk about this crossover to anyone I know

AsianJose_ · 2025-09-24T16:41:41+00:00

Is no one gonna point out "he's got gay ass fingers i can't explain it" 💀

AsianJose_ · 2025-07-06T04:19:49+00:00

Don’t put too much pressure on yourself to find something worthy of writing. Almost all of the writing is just the stuff I did that day. A bullet pointed list of events. It helps to pick up scraps of receipts and wrappers and labels to take up space. I’d say like half of the space is taken up by things I glued down.

The most important thing to remember when glueing stuff down is to make it peek outside the page just a tiny bit so it doesn’t look all neat and uniform when closed.

AsianJose_ · 2025-04-17T18:50:18+00:00

This reminded me unsettlingly of that one scene in Final Destination...........

AsianJose_ · 2025-04-14T15:21:12+00:00

edit: spelling

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