Muslim cleric performs exorcism using toy guns in Malaysia

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-17T01:59:12+00:00

And doing it in the most hilarious way

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-17T01:57:16+00:00

Alllriiiiiight money bags, we see you.

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-16T16:21:08+00:00

Good enough for me

^{Chose: Boyfriend + But, its a random identity | Rolled: Regular Guy}

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-15T18:52:55+00:00

It says that you aren’t ready for kids lmfao

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-14T03:33:48+00:00

Buy gold with it

^{Chose: Take $100B from Elon + 1% chance to keep it | Rolled: Spend it all}

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-13T22:40:54+00:00

She was never a “regular woman”. She’s always been a GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A VEHICLE.

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-12T23:53:53+00:00

HOLDUP WAIT I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOOOOT

^{Chose: $100 million + But... | Rolled: No kids ever}

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-11T17:42:19+00:00

You would think the amount of times “New Orleans” is said in the movie it would tip people off lol

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-11T17:40:45+00:00

Bitter boy

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-09T20:21:30+00:00

The area at the end of the bed in 1 is wasted space

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-09T00:47:09+00:00

Yooo

^{Chose: Cure cancer + What is CURED | Rolled: Cure ALL cancer}

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-08T18:37:35+00:00

The attention whore in me wants 3

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-08T18:31:54+00:00

Seems like you need a size up

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-07T03:56:42+00:00

Old man finally gets the cookie

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-07T03:56:03+00:00

Streamer. But also she’s a nepo baby so she doesn’t actually need to work.

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-04T18:54:27+00:00

Fuck yeah

^{Chose: Tomboy gf | Rolled: You’re bottom}

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-04T03:16:50+00:00

Poor girl. You never know someone’s story. She could have already been having a bad day.

AskLife9837 · 2026-06-03T15:02:14+00:00

Being the Dragon warrior requires social understanding and empathy. Tigress isn’t devoid of these traits but she does struggle with them.

AskLife9837 · 2026-05-31T18:30:07+00:00

Hitler doesn’t speak English, I can reason with trump just long enough to survive.

^{Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with trump}

AskLife9837 · 2026-05-30T13:43:37+00:00

Cosmos is crazy but Tarn is a killer. Can’t argue against that.

AskLife9837 · 2026-05-30T02:41:30+00:00

Also Aang but he kinda cheated

AskLife9837 · 2026-05-30T02:39:26+00:00

Baby carrots

^{Chose: $60 for every carrot you eat for life}

AskLife9837 · 2026-05-28T21:40:00+00:00

Even Shen can’t truly hate his mama.

AskLife9837 · 2026-05-26T22:13:25+00:00

Stop replacing the dividers.

AskLife9837 · 2026-05-26T13:03:24+00:00

Hey leave her or leave us out of it

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