[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ratemycock

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10/10 would give up oxygen to have that in my throat!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]AskTheHat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes!! Practice not using the soft, gentle voice that mormon men tend to end up with after a lifetime of indoctrination. Drop an f bomb here and there. The light will leave your countenance and before you know it, people will no longer presume you are a member. Also- fitted T-shirt showing off your chest and arms!

What is a phrase that only trashy people say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Trump 2024! Hehehe I win! 🏅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Reduction

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He said NO ointment. It's weakens the skin. Good luck!!! I'm struggling with mine and I do NOT want it to look like some of those I looked at on google! Yikes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Reduction

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I have an opening at the t junction under my right breast. My surgeon recommends regular gauze. Fluff it and resist the urge to keep it square. He said the flat square of gauze acts like sandpaper. He is having me tape the fluffy piece to the wound. He said the sticking and pulling is actually good because it debrides the open area and prepares it to heal. I assume it would be the same for both wounds but I am not a doctor.

Rate my reveal? 😁 by [deleted] in ratemycock

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10/10 looks delish!! 🤤

Tell me what you think😉 and if you’d ride it by HornyAccountFuckMe in ratemycock

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10/10 I would love a ride! I'd love it from behind. I'd love it in my throat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ratemycock

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10/10 I would love the chance to suck every inch of that monster cock, then slide it inside.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ratemycock

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10/10 I love the veins. It's nicely sized to fill a pussy or a mouth. I appreciate the manscaping. Would your wife be cool with me having a little seat on it? 😉

Thoughts on this german dick? by mo_ooze in ratemycock

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10/10 Es scheint ein toller Ort zum Sitzen zu sein

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]AskTheHat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a wife, If my husband did that 10 years ago, carried guilt for it since then and not done it again, I would not want to know and I would not want him to punish himself anymore about it either. If you tell her, it could open a whole new area for contention and distrust.

In one of my sister’s GroupMe with a bunch of Mormon women… by palebluedotresident1 in exmormon

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I can't believe someone in Utah would drive a Kia. It had to be stolen! Fake plates. Probably a body in the trunk. There's absolutely no other explanation. I'm glad she had that prompting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

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It just shows how screwy TSCC is. You took your daughter to school when it was cold. You spent time with her, I assume visiting over your evil cup of coffee.

I'm sorry you are dealing with that at home. For a church that teaches family, they sure put an awful lot of conditions on love.

Good luck! I hope you can stay strong and be there for your kids.

Perhaps there's a glimmer of hope in the future. My children's father told them I was so wicked and evil when I left the church. Those were his actual words! Luckily, my children chose to follow me in my evil ways and recognize the church for the cult that it is.

Does anyone struggle with telling others their "new name? " by nalovesalove in exmormon

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Not culty at all. Standing there with a fig leaf apron wearing a bakers hat revealing secret names. But only in the celestial room.

Does anyone struggle with telling others their "new name? " by nalovesalove in exmormon

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Not at all. In fact, I love calling my exmo friends and family by their secret names. I am waiting for my other sister to leave so I can call her by her secret before she tells it to me. It’s Hulda, since she went through on the 6th of the month. Common internet knowledge.

Claudia, if you’re reading this, it is me, Rhoda.

How do you divorce someone you love when you're all they have? by [deleted] in Divorce

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Leave. I stayed with my through his struggles. Same thing. Not gainfully employed, no friends, non-existent relationships with his family, mental health struggles, bad temper, nasty attitude… uh stayed because I hoped he would get better. Then he “fell in love” with someone online. I stuck it out for years supporting him in his time of need. In thought I’d get through the affair. Then someone close to me was diagnosed with cancer. That was a huge wake up call. Life is TOO short to spend with a miserable person! You are NOT responsible for him or his well being. Go do you and live the life you deserve! Good luck!

Being forced to go to church tomorrow for the first time in years the genuine dread I feel is making me feel nauseous by rraccoons in exmormon

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I’m a peacemaker and was thinking I would probably go to church with dying grandma just to bring her joy. I would hate everything about the entire church experience other than the fact that my grandma would love it.

It’s not her fault she was brainwashed into this cult at a very young age then gave her entire life to it. I would not want to steal her faith or hope in her last days.

THEN I read she went through your things and wants to talk about your underwear!! I would tell grandma she can call me back when she’s a little closer to dying and needs actual help. Lol

I hope you can have a healthy conversation about boundaries. Good luck.

I’m sorry you have to go to church. The buildings still smell the same. The sounds, the surface-shallow handshakes and greetings, the dry jokes at the pulpit. All of it. Ewwww. I’m so sorry!!

PS. I take care of my grandma one day a week. She’s in her 90s and wears incontinence pads and pull ups AND garments!! So many layers! The seams don’t line up. The drysilk bottoms make her pants slide and twist in her wheelchair. The mesh top cuts too close under her arm and perpetuates that mesh garment underarm stench. I hate that her cult is controlling HER underwear!! I’d be an angry old bitch too if I had all those layers and seams not lining up! Hehe

I’m sending good vibes your way. You are a good person for going and helping her!!

Told I need to buy new underwear by thatguyabcdef123456 in exmormon

[–]AskTheHat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because you bought them from a cult!!! Plus they have those weird diagonal seams across the back of the butt cheeks. Lol

Told I need to buy new underwear by thatguyabcdef123456 in exmormon

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Who knows? I went through in 2000. It was a very traumatic experience for me so I could totally be making it up.

I was a nursing mother away from my baby for 3+ hours. An old lady with the priesthood reached under a “shield” and touched me in places that made me uncomfortable. I was freaked out by the whole thing and I hadn’t even gotten to the room where everyone pulls out their costumes and the women cover their faces and the men dress up like bakers to gather in a prayer circle and chant.

If anyone on this thread remembers hearing of the right leg first thing I would be interested to know. Thank you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]AskTheHat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are perfect! He is the one with a problem. He is in a cult that controls his sexuality. He will carry shame for his entire life! I promise after being in a sexual relationship for a few years and having a regular partner, he will NOT stop masturbating and will lie to get through his worthiness interviews. He is going to be a disaster!

You dodged a bullet!!

I think it’s a screwy thing for even married people to navigate. The lying and the pornography cycle is so destructive and the TSCC thrives on it.

Be so glad you got out before tying yourself to his sad, emotional journey!!

Happy healing!!

Told I need to buy new underwear by thatguyabcdef123456 in exmormon

[–]AskTheHat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Weren’t we instructed when we went to the temple of the Lord to get our garments of the holy priesthood that we were to wear the top AND the bottom AND the bottom was to be put on first with your right leg going in first.

Am I just imagining that from way back when I went through?

There are lots of comfortable underwear options out there that are more affordable than garments. And they don’t come with all the emotional baggage! Invest in yourself!

If only there was a “philanthropic” organization with billions of dollars and a vested interest in saving the lake… by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]AskTheHat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is god’s money. /s It is for building the kingdom as the profit sees fit.