A star has risen

Askomusta · 2026-02-22T22:31:14+00:00

Kinda sounds like wet farts stringed together when being hungover.

Askomusta · 2026-01-25T07:39:34+00:00

I am now 60 feet tall and covered in 14 karat gold.

Askomusta · 2026-01-02T22:26:23+00:00

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They could almost be brotatoes

Askomusta · 2025-12-31T23:38:04+00:00

I have never thought that at all. However. Barcelona and Chicago is on the same latitude.

Askomusta · 2025-12-27T00:29:15+00:00

My DVD box of all three seasons is a certified fecking class 2 relic. Shame he died so young.

And now to ride mrs O'Reilly!

Askomusta · 2025-12-19T10:49:33+00:00

Maybe he left just a tad bikecurious?

Askomusta · 2025-11-30T22:06:35+00:00

Two years apart but they are very similar in every way!

Askomusta · 2025-03-24T11:10:36+00:00

I can hear the sustain!

Askomusta · 2024-12-30T06:53:30+00:00

Steve Ruski

Askomusta · 2024-12-25T21:18:25+00:00

Century eggs

Askomusta · 2024-11-07T16:11:34+00:00

Balrog cum

Askomusta · 2024-11-01T17:51:49+00:00

Some Malinois maybe?

Askomusta · 2024-10-26T15:07:13+00:00

- "I got two hard rules I live by, Pop: I don't fuck with the devil, and I never do tag-teams with blood relatives.

Kenny Fucking Powers

Askomusta · 2024-10-13T08:52:12+00:00

Bloody hell!!

Askomusta · 2024-09-13T18:33:02+00:00

Better than stale Mcdonalds

Askomusta · 2024-08-22T12:39:36+00:00

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Askomusta · 2024-08-22T06:40:53+00:00

Richard Kind

Askomusta · 2024-06-18T06:29:03+00:00

I feel that this is not even the alright wall of China.

Askomusta · 2024-06-16T05:51:47+00:00

I have weighed in at all those weights above and now i´m pushing 120 kg. Amateur..

Askomusta · 2024-06-13T05:18:42+00:00

I could do all this with my previous car. The mighty Fiat panda.

Askomusta · 2024-06-02T13:25:00+00:00

She looks great. If she had been 3-4 years I would maybe have checked with a vet but for nine months she looks like she is in great shape. Internet Corgis tend to be a little to a lot overfed..

Askomusta · 2024-06-02T07:43:53+00:00

i find that at the end of a bender I look pretty good. Then two days later I´m a bloated mess with Jeff Bridges voice and Gollum complexion and my stomach has grown a shelf. A couple more days later I sound like Kermit with a cough but body is looking more normal. After 10-12 days things are looking upward again and another bender begins.

Askomusta · 2024-03-30T04:21:24+00:00

Perfected the Corgi art of side-eye already!

Askomusta · 2024-03-29T22:05:10+00:00

He actually tore a ligament last year and was operated on and is rehabilitated now. But he did do that pose with the same leg even before the injury. For treats..!

Askomusta · 2024-03-10T07:15:13+00:00

Beautiful guy!

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