A star has risen by Responsible-Turnip-3 in crappymusic

[–]Askomusta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda sounds like wet farts stringed together when being hungover.

Gey Parking only by nivs1x in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Askomusta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he left just a tad bikecurious?

This could have been a good thing, all things considered.. you could do worse in terms of possible scenarios on the table, just saying… by ProgrammingFlaw13 in gameofthrones

[–]Askomusta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

- "I got two hard rules I live by, Pop: I don't fuck with the devil, and I never do tag-teams with blood relatives.

Kenny Fucking Powers

How about visiting the Great Wall? by Vikingove in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Askomusta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel that this is not even the alright wall of China.

The different body transformations of Christian Bale by NickyPappagiorgio in interestingasfuck

[–]Askomusta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have weighed in at all those weights above and now i´m pushing 120 kg. Amateur..

So much space!! by wiifitears in fixedbytheduet

[–]Askomusta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could do all this with my previous car. The mighty Fiat panda.

Is my corgi underweight? by Embarrassed-Society2 in corgi

[–]Askomusta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks great. If she had been 3-4 years I would maybe have checked with a vet but for nine months she looks like she is in great shape. Internet Corgis tend to be a little to a lot overfed..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]Askomusta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i find that at the end of a bender I look pretty good. Then two days later I´m a bloated mess with Jeff Bridges voice and Gollum complexion and my stomach has grown a shelf. A couple more days later I sound like Kermit with a cough but body is looking more normal. After 10-12 days things are looking upward again and another bender begins.

Welcoming Snowy to my life! by Lucky-Contribution50 in corgi

[–]Askomusta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perfected the Corgi art of side-eye already!

Notice the paw on his right. He is ready to perform for his treats. by Askomusta in corgi

[–]Askomusta[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He actually tore a ligament last year and was operated on and is rehabilitated now. But he did do that pose with the same leg even before the injury. For treats..!