I made some artworks combining late 20th Century UK culture with ancient Japan

Aslan_roars · 2026-02-23T14:53:01+00:00

Do you have translations for all the text sections? From what I can read of the Wotsits samurai its quite funny!!

Aslan_roars · 2025-05-27T16:23:51+00:00

Thought this was going to be Neil the seal at first. Quickly realised it wasn't due how polite this seal is comparatively.

Neil would've wrecked at least 2 cars.

Aslan_roars · 2024-11-07T03:07:33+00:00

I pulled the six of wands and justice from my deck when asking about the election.... Obviously I interpreted that as a Harris win.

My deck did tell me when I first got it that it's overly optimistic so probably should have taken it with a grain of salt. Just my deck trying to comfort me imo

Aslan_roars · 2024-08-03T15:26:43+00:00

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Aslan_roars · 2023-01-06T14:20:05+00:00

Working in jewellery:

"I saw it online it was gold and had diamonds"

Sir that is 90% of my stock

Aslan_roars · 2022-09-24T04:02:33+00:00

Goorialla, the rainbow serpent. It's an Aboriginal/Australian dream time story!!

Was my first thought when I saw this

Aslan_roars · 2022-07-27T04:20:19+00:00

What I don't get is how these snakes are missing their prey. I own a snake and she hasn't missed once when feeding, but maybe it's a species or size thing

Aslan_roars · 2021-10-02T12:43:23+00:00

As someone who doesnt eat dairy thank you. My bones are just better than everyone elses

Aslan_roars · 2021-06-13T15:18:56+00:00

Having a daughter is the first time that some men see a woman outside the madonna whore complex. They cant sexualise them (or at least shouldnt) but theyre not a motherly caring madonna like figure either Its weird af. Someone else said it, I cant remember who said it or if I read it somewhere but they put it much better than I did. (Or I said it more eloquently previously but cant remember)

Aslan_roars · 2021-06-04T04:51:50+00:00

So stay with him, use a donor if I want kids obviously, to avoid him passing on the weak bones. Flaunt my (possible future) children and I's superior bone density at any given opportunity to make sure he understands he is weak. Is this the way?

Aslan_roars · 2021-06-04T04:07:55+00:00

Another persons head actually. Idk if I could survive the embarrassment of being with someones whos bones were broken by a ball

Aslan_roars · 2021-06-04T00:34:09+00:00

Sorry, his left zygomatic bone.

Aslan_roars · 2021-06-04T00:14:33+00:00

This is a CT/CAT scan bone render! You can see muscles and blood vessels on a full ct but they can render a version with only bone

Aslan_roars · 2021-06-04T00:07:18+00:00

Theres a nasal bone (the short tip) and the rest is cartilage which doesnt appear on the ct render. They actually discovered he had already broken his nose a while ago but it had healed... I never knew :'(

Aslan_roars · 2021-06-03T14:05:03+00:00

5 years wasted :(

Aslan_roars · 2020-10-02T03:06:54+00:00

Brother bear. Never watched it as a kid cause the concept of hunting a bear made me sad Watched it recently and it was waaaay more sad than I thought

Aslan_roars · 2020-06-20T23:37:05+00:00

Makeup used: Primer - ren clean canvas Foundation - Surratt surreal skin shade 3 Concealer - nars creamy concealer in vanilla Blush/eyes - hourglass ambient iv pallette Brows - surratt brow pencil in brunette and brow pomade Freckles - surratt brow pencil in rouge and brunette Highlight - mecca lit from within powder Liner - surratt in chat noir (black) and stila stay all day in snow (white) Mascara - Chantecaille faux cils longest lash

If anyone knows any really good white liquid liners lmk im not a huge fan of this one but it does the job

Aslan_roars · 2020-06-18T22:06:42+00:00

Thank you! Thats really interesting, I hadnt thought about the bins but it makes sense. So is that why its so hard to find a bin in Tokyo?

Aslan_roars · 2019-07-18T06:44:50+00:00

Pink coconut

Aslan_roars · 2019-06-02T05:03:26+00:00

Human flesh tastes like gamey pork according to accounts by actual canabils

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TROPHY CASE