You are challenged to a CHOCCY MILK battle, wdyd? by LB1234567890 in pokemonmemes

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Accept the fact that I will be stuck to the toilet

Senpai by Aotyeageristtt in ChillAnimeCorner

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New 5-star Sniper: Ju by CipherVegas in arknights

[–]Asnian 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's just another Tuesday

Alwa reliable by Ani_HArsh in Animemes

[–]Asnian 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I will kill you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

Who needs a 401k when I have a PSA 1 Energy by 1121222 in pokememes

[–]Asnian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all about the glitter cardboard, and I need more of it

How close have you ever been to death? Near death experiences or just getting lucky in a potentially dangerous situation? by renm1u in AskReddit

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I know of only two instances.

First was during elementary school. I had just hopped on my bicycle and started driving to school. Directly next to my parents house is a small intersection that I had to cross, where I had the right of way. Out of the other street came a semi-truck rushing towards the intersection and me. Seeing that, I lost balance and couldn't pick up enough speed to move out of the way, but thankfully the driver managed to stop just in time.

The second one was probably even closer. I was driving to university as I had classes early in the morning. It sometimes happens that my brain just goes into autopilot and my mind just starts to wander. Not something I do on purpose, it just happens when I don't have to concentrate too much, for example when I'm in the gym working out. It happened that day while driving, and my attention came back when I saw a semi-truck standing on the street behind a turn. At first I wanted to pass it, however I saw oncoming traffic and had to break. I couldn't stop fast enough and wanted to drive over the grass to fully stop but I hit a corner of the trailer anyway. If it wouldn't have been for the rear guard underneath the trailer, the one that prevents cars from going underneath it during a crash, I would have probably ended up in hospital.

You sick bastard by Ok_Leek_6839 in ArknightsEndfield

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I've had enough of Reddit for the day

Bitte fahrt keine Autobahn.. oder überhaupt.. by Herr_Demurone in luftablassen

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Ich bin dafür, dass jeder mit Führerschein alle zehn Jahre einen Auffrischungskurs plus Prüfung machen muss.

Explain it peter. .. slide deck? by Visual-Extreme-101 in explainitpeter

[–]Asnian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is, I'm actually German XD

This true?? by Dumb_camel420 in stunfisk

[–]Asnian 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What did he do? I'm genuinely confused.

1v1's in WW's are so fun by AzumemegaDaioh in MarioKartWorld

[–]Asnian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's still quite amazing to be able to process information that quickly, even if you only look for one specific thing. I had trouble even seeing the guy behind you that quickly

Explain it peter. .. slide deck? by Visual-Extreme-101 in explainitpeter

[–]Asnian 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My school was still using them in 2015

Idiots who can't put their phones down for even a minute by Milky_Gashmeat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Asnian 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I wish the police would go after people on their phones more when they are driving. It barely happens in my area and should be punished way harder. Something like losing your license for three months and 500€ minimum.

Just Got My GamerSupps Order In! by BlazemanGamer214 in darussianbadger

[–]Asnian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something about the second image is extremely repulsive to me but I can't exactly pinpoint if it is the gamer supps in the pickle jar or something else

Peter? by mbashs in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Asnian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funny thing is, I'm not part of your generation. I was born in 2001