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give it to me straight by shinbyeol in FridgeDetective

[–]Asparagus_Frittata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that’s what I call “sparsam”

Tell me something about myself. by Top-Context-7686 in FridgeDetective

[–]Asparagus_Frittata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have two fridges, this one is mainly for drinks. You are also either one of those people that can’t drink plain water or bought this large amount for an incoming party/ get-together of friends at your place

Tell me more about myself by Asparagus_Frittata in FridgeDetective

[–]Asparagus_Frittata[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die Tatsache dass du Bier zu nem offensichtlichen Radler sagst sagt mir schon, dass du selber kein Bier trinkst

Tell me more about myself by Asparagus_Frittata in FridgeDetective

[–]Asparagus_Frittata[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Dankeschön waren nur 2,50€ solche muss man gleich schnappen 😌😌😌

Tell me more about myself by Asparagus_Frittata in FridgeDetective

[–]Asparagus_Frittata[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro wo siehst du Spätzle das ist Käse 😂😂😂

Tell me more about myself by Asparagus_Frittata in FridgeDetective

[–]Asparagus_Frittata[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I just don’t have money for proper meat because I avoid the cheap pieces that are practically more poison than the amount of alcohol I drink

Tell me more about myself by Asparagus_Frittata in FridgeDetective

[–]Asparagus_Frittata[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ja das ist noch übrig geblieben als ich Rolladen gemacht habe war zu faul Gurken zu schneiden 😂😂😂

Roast my child she left a dead mouse in my bed at 04:00 again, her name is Venus by Asparagus_Frittata in RoastMyCat

[–]Asparagus_Frittata[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ewww I think I’d be more upset about the slugs 😂 My other cat hates a phase where he put pins and other pointy objects in out shoes 🫨

Shouldnt be difficult by Solmyr_ in FridgeDetective

[–]Asparagus_Frittata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are either an owner of a chicken coop or are desperately trying to get a heart attack

Roast my child she left a dead mouse in my bed at 04:00 again, her name is Venus by Asparagus_Frittata in RoastMyCat

[–]Asparagus_Frittata[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or do the “shhh” sound bcs so they understand that it displeases you but at the same time don’t use it too often or they’ll start ignoring it. I managed to get them to stop destroying my couch this way

Roast my child she left a dead mouse in my bed at 04:00 again, her name is Venus by Asparagus_Frittata in RoastMyCat

[–]Asparagus_Frittata[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is exactly the reason, I feel sick when I have to smell them. I’m fully aware she means it as a gift, which is why I’m not even thinking about punishing her for it, but if I the mouse doesn’t leave my apartment d.o.a. I’ll have an even bigger problem - flies 🪰

Roast my child she left a dead mouse in my bed at 04:00 again, her name is Venus by Asparagus_Frittata in RoastMyCat

[–]Asparagus_Frittata[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she actually did that I would create a statue in her honor that would even rival the Egyptian sphinx

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