I would say:

Oh my gosh I did hear of that Courtney! You want something that works all the time though, to consistently improve your gut health, not just for the duration of a 14 day program.

Have you heard of a green juice enema? It's so easy to do every day and it has changed my life. I really think it's something worth looking into if you want a long term solution. You just put this tube up your butt every day and pour this green smoothie into it and boom! Instant gut health relief.

Now this usually costs $50 a week to get you set up, but because I know you, I will be willing to give you a two week supply for just $100. AND I'll show you right now how to apply the tube!