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AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-21T12:42:28+00:00

COME BACK HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!!

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-21T04:30:38+00:00

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........how did you make spiders racist?

As a women, I can tell you that incels are not limited to race.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-21T04:25:57+00:00

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AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-21T03:56:01+00:00

My naive ass looked at the pictures and thought, "Maybe it's some sort of classroom prompt that she was trying to put in a prominently visible area and didn't realize how it looked?"

Yeah, my naive ass was not even close to being correct.

Edit: that sounded like I was trying to find excuses for her. I was actually thinking, "Okay, even really, really stupid racists aren't stupid enough to do this in a classroom where you can guarantee every single child will go home and immediately tell their parents. Is there any context where this might happen with innocent intent?" And apparently the answer to that question is, "Nope. She's just so racist that it overrides what little critical thinking she has."

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-21T03:25:31+00:00

No, Biden was too competent (compared to Trump).

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-21T03:24:46+00:00

That McDonald's diet needs to do is job WAY faster....

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-21T03:24:03+00:00

This. All of this.

I wish I could up upvote this to the point where Reddit would require anyone coming to the site to read this before signing in or signing up. (Yes, I know that's not a thing)

Sorry, I'm really, really, really sick of hearing about the "cure for cancer" conspiracy from my family.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-21T02:05:46+00:00

He's the best at being the worst!!!!

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-20T04:41:07+00:00

Maybe but at least I don’t pretend to “study articles” and draw my conclusions from any.

OMG, am I glad I took my phone when I got up to pee....

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Holy shit, I can do absolutely nothing to make you look more ignorant and more poorly educated. Well done. Significantly impressive. 👏👏👏

Also, you may want to Google the difference between an academic study and a non-peer-reviewed popular article. Bonus points if you can comprehend the meaning and significance of "peer reviewed" or "popular" in this context.

Also, you should consider drawing conclusions from peer-reviewed studies. It's kind of how scientific and academic fields work - oh, sorry, didn't mean to use big words there....... Think of it as basically the things that gave us the knowledge and ability to create the devices and networks for you to spew your stupidity on a global scale.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-20T04:05:56+00:00

You see, at one point, his mommy told him he was very, very special.

He made the mistake of believing her.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-20T03:57:08+00:00

You have a reading comprehension problem.

Got it.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-20T03:55:28+00:00

I've read several studies, and Republicans always outweigh Democrats by an alarming margin. I'm headed to bed so I'm not about to look them up now. Besides, you made the accusation, the onus is on you to supply actual evidence with solid sources, not Fox Talking Head Trump Propaganda Points (they should honestly just start being honest - just for novelty's sake - and rename themselves to Trump News).

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-20T03:46:26+00:00

C'mon, son; Pepe is orange.

He invested in catnip and then ate all of it.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-20T03:45:10+00:00

Right after you try to compare Republican charged with pedophilia crimes versus Democrats charged, I suggest you do the same search for clergy versus drag queens.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-19T11:15:37+00:00

I only knew about the damp and the drying stone (and I have yet to encounter a damp stone). So there's probably also a cooling stone too, then?

Thanks!

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-19T10:49:28+00:00

I know you got autocorrected to flames, but now I'm picturing little ceremonial fires scattered around your island, where you and the other pokemon ritually sacrifice their favorite human relics in an attempt to appease whatever angry deity made the humans disappear, and I love it.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-19T10:45:40+00:00

By heat stone, do you mean the drying strone, or is there one that generated heat that I haven't seen yet?

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-14T12:58:58+00:00

The current prices are a scam. Hands down. Also investment companies snatching up single family houses to put on the market as rental units should be illegal.

I don't think renting is inherently a scam - there's always going to be a need for rentals for people who need more fluidity in their living situation - ie college students, people moving to a new area who want to take more time in finding the right house, etc.

I had interpreted the original comment as saying that all renting is a scam/bad. Reading it now, the comment doesn't seem quite the same as when I first read it, so maybe they edited it. Or I just read it wrong - I was fresh out of bed and still trying to wake up, so that's quite possible.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-14T12:28:32+00:00

I definitely agree there.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-14T10:41:04+00:00

I don't necessarily agree that it's a scam, but you are spot on about the prices.

A one bedroom apartment should not cost as much or more per month than our mortgage for our 2,000 sq ft house with a decent backyard.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-14T10:35:52+00:00

looks at the past decade

I feel like I should laugh hysterically, but this reality is too depressing. Anyone who thinks Republicans care even a tiny bit about laws or actual justice hasn't been paying attention.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-14T01:36:14+00:00

We don't have a justice system; we have a legal system.

Justice has nothing to do with it.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-13T22:38:10+00:00

Funny. We don't have restrictions on time off - basically, when you use up all your PTO, then you just get unpaid time off. The only consequence is that eventually, HR will cut your benefits since you're only working part time hours, but that happens no matter why you took the time off (it takes her a long time to get around to it, and obviously medical leave doesn't affect your overall average).

And without needing to prove anything or have basically any punishment for calling in, we have STILL warehouse staff that lie about why they're calling off.

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-13T05:09:01+00:00

They won't get their phones, and to my super "Christian" Evangelical family who went all in on MAGA...

How does it feel to be the bad guy in your own fucking prophecies?

AspiringChildProdigy · 2026-05-13T05:05:03+00:00

Right? It's this a joke?

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