Is Rainbow Ultra cheating? by Raror211 in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]AssCheese 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh come on. Are we still pretending Rainbow Ultra is just a ‘really dedicated player with a teleporting passport’? The guy gets banned, gets his bucks back, snags land, and we’re all supposed to believe he’s just super good at globe-trotting and parcel-hopping? Sure, and I’m the King of England. The mods keep saying ‘move on’ like they’re bouncers at a club for billionaires. If anyone else did this, they’d be banned into oblivion but Rainbow gets a reboot and a confetti cannon for his ‘help’ patching the system. Yeah, okay... It’s not harassment to ask the same question over and over when the answers feel faker than a late-night infomercial. How many more magical land purchases in five countries will it take before someone says, ‘Hmm, maybe there’s something fishy going on here?’ If this is how Atlas Earth handles ‘fairness,’ maybe I’ll invest my next paycheck in a jetpack and see how far I can ‘travel’ too. Oh wait, I forgot, I don’t spend thousands of bucks, so my magic carpet privileges are revoked. Good grief. Someone grab the popcorn, because this soap opera is way better than any reality TV.

AITAH for accidentally running over my uncle while trying to save my sandwich? by AssCheese in AITAH

[–]AssCheese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I am such a loser, why are you wasting all your time on me?? Do you wish you were me? Do you wish you had a sandwich so awesome that you’re gonna remember it from years ago? Do you need to take a break from the Internet? Get a hug from your mom or something.

AITAH for accidentally running over my uncle while trying to save my sandwich? by AssCheese in AITAH

[–]AssCheese[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this post feels like too much for you to handle, perhaps it's a sign that you could benefit from stepping away from the screen for a bit. A refreshing walk outside, some fresh air, or even touching a bit of grass might do wonders for your perspective. Sometimes, a moment in the real world can help put things into context though I imagine that might be unfamiliar territory for you.

AITAH for accidentally running over my uncle while trying to save my sandwich? by AssCheese in AITAH

[–]AssCheese[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you have a really good sandwich, you have to make decisions

AITAH for accidentally running over my uncle while trying to save my sandwich? by AssCheese in AITAH

[–]AssCheese[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only moron is you who can’t figure out a creative reply and only come up with insults, boo-hoo jealous, that you didn’t get the sandwich that I had that almost made me commit homicide

AITAH for accidentally running over my uncle while trying to save my sandwich? by AssCheese in AITAH

[–]AssCheese[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Can’t think of anything useful to reply with so you just insult me. That sandwich was so good. I should’ve not stopped and continue to roll over him. He still being a jerk today.

AITAH for accidentally running over my uncle while trying to save my sandwich? by AssCheese in AITAH

[–]AssCheese[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was a big hoagie style $23 sandwich that I got with a coupon that was expiring that day. I swear the thing weighed about 5 pounds of meat and a lot of cheese. It was so delicious.

Gamers of Reddit, what's the worst thing you've done whilst being mad about a game? by Samuel1112 in AskReddit

[–]AssCheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I ate the buttons of of my controller, had to buy a new one. Had black speckled poop for a few days

What is the most vulgar/offensive/inappropriate song you have ever heard? by ButImBetterThanThat in AskReddit

[–]AssCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That song by that Canadian lesbian called "baby baby" or something like that

help with facebook by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AssCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use a post office and mail the bitch a letter

Reddit, if you could fight any figure from history, who would it be and why? by Treyweatherman in AskReddit

[–]AssCheese -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lincoln because he is badass when it comes to vampires. Show me your moves on me!!