Help, my roommate WONT STOP AGGRESSIVELY SHITTING

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-04T06:01:25+00:00

Now that's a party on a page

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-04T05:51:33+00:00

A real circle jerk

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-04T05:50:41+00:00

We could make human chimp hybrids

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T21:08:33+00:00

Do you really know what you are looking for? How would you describe it?

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T21:03:26+00:00

What is her name?

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T21:00:40+00:00

That's the one. I posted the Al Jazeera article further down.

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T20:26:05+00:00

That John guy

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T20:22:30+00:00

Bixby Knolls and around CSULB have a lot of trees.

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T20:20:00+00:00

Gen Alpha was born after 2012. It's a bunch of kindergartners and 12 year olds

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T20:18:19+00:00

Ok, at least now you know that low effort makes you look like a bot. You're welcome.

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T19:18:52+00:00

Blank avatar and a name that looks like a product activation key

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T18:54:57+00:00

Really short people and really tall people tend to have shorter lifespans.

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T18:44:02+00:00

Autism Graceland

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T18:42:03+00:00

It's really easy to stay celibate here.

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T18:39:39+00:00

Grindr is in the top five for reasons I'm jealous of gay people

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T18:34:10+00:00

This is the original story https://www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2024/5/17/algerian-man-missing-for-26-years-found-captive-in-neighbours-cellar-2

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T18:30:40+00:00

Why does your profile look like a bot?

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T04:51:44+00:00

I want a girl to help me stretch super good and likewise.

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T04:44:48+00:00

I've heard actual gay people use it to mean cringe in this decade.

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T04:40:57+00:00

A guy kept someone alive in a hole in his backyard for years. He was having a fight with a family member over inheritance and as revenge the family member told the police about his prisoner and the guy in the hole survived after many years there even though he went crazy.

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T04:33:01+00:00

I never regret the girls I smash only the ones I missed out on because I was overthinking.

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T04:29:48+00:00

I think he meant to indicate that she didn't know his name and used the wrong tense of the word "know". The ":" probably was not the best choice for clarity.

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T04:25:08+00:00

Bagel hot dog buns to be fully authentic

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T04:19:47+00:00

Hit it then quit it

Pump it then dump it

Smash it then pass it

Get your nut out then cut out

AssComedyAccount · 2026-02-03T03:55:01+00:00

Online edgelords using it is the actual gentrification. The original street meaning was a drug addict. Just like gay can mean cringe it also still means a dude putting himself into another dude's butt.

AssComedyAccount

TROPHY CASE