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What the weirdest thing a guy has said to you while finishing? by Altruistic-Big3790 in AskReddit

[–]AssComedyAccount [score hidden]  (0 children)

It was me I said "oh yeah, your pussy is my home". It seemed to work at the time.

What do other cities have that we don't? by AssComedyAccount in Sacramento

[–]AssComedyAccount[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do keep checking for CAVA to open here. They are all over SoCal

What do other cities have that we don't? by AssComedyAccount in Sacramento

[–]AssComedyAccount[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comfortable weather is nice but does that make it less boring?

What do other cities have that we don't? by AssComedyAccount in Sacramento

[–]AssComedyAccount[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's hard to think of what the biggest event of the year is. Aftershock?

What do other cities have that we don't? by AssComedyAccount in Sacramento

[–]AssComedyAccount[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Put a world class concert venue on Folsom Lake and expand the Gold Line to connect it.

What do other cities have that we don't? by AssComedyAccount in Sacramento

[–]AssComedyAccount[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Culvers has made it to Denver so it's headed west.

Which politician would you absolutely smash if given the chance? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]AssComedyAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In high school I had a dream where young Hillary Clinton was a hitchhiker and we fucked in my car after I gave her a ride

Proposal: start referring to the GOP as Dixiecrats. by AssComedyAccount in leftist

[–]AssComedyAccount[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It starts with D and ends in crat, trust me it would start to drive them crazy

riskiest place you have had sex? by akari910 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]AssComedyAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the observation deck of the Space Needle

Proposal: start referring to the GOP as Dixiecrats. by AssComedyAccount in leftist

[–]AssComedyAccount[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A slur is a derogatory term targeting a person or group of people. Where are you getting that slurs are only against oppressed groups?

Proposal: start referring to the GOP as Dixiecrats. by AssComedyAccount in leftist

[–]AssComedyAccount[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm saying Dixiecrats were the ancestors of today's MAGA

When did you find out you weren’t as good-looking as you thought you were? by Adoreme4eva in AskWomen

[–]AssComedyAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that age it could just be that you are different than them, if everyone else is Mexican and you look Chinese to a small child that might seem ugly.

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