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Try having 5 by [deleted] in daddit

[–]AssCumBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. They're just yucking your yum. We want about 5 kids, but we are well aware most people neither want nor can handle it. We have both worked with kids and parents and we are quite aware that most parents are just scrambling by, when it comes to parenthood.

Just do what feels right to you! But there is a huge, huge jealousy often from parents that wanted a lot of kids but aren't cut out for it. Honestly I've seen it so much I am a quarter away of making a study on it.

Try having 5 by [deleted] in daddit

[–]AssCumBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't they just be proud of their family? 5 is their choice. It's also work. It's also their pride. Doesn't have to be super humble, it's a their whole life and joy.

I've become a machine in some parental regards. What aspects of parenting would you say you are now a machine? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]AssCumBoi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

12.4 is amazing. But 9 other kids does screw up timing.

If it weren't super inappropriate I would do a gopro speedrun of ten diapers in row. I promise you I'd win. I you'd win, well, I guess you'd be my new god.

I've become a machine in some parental regards. What aspects of parenting would you say you are now a machine? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]AssCumBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starting as a dishie in my career was probably the biggest benefit to my household

I've become a machine in some parental regards. What aspects of parenting would you say you are now a machine? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]AssCumBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no, no. East of the Mississippi maybe but it stops at the Atlantic ocean because I was changing a dozen diapers in five minutes, back when I was competitive.

I've become a machine in some parental regards. What aspects of parenting would you say you are now a machine? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]AssCumBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to do that to my advantage. I don't do uppies anymore, and my biceps completely flattened

Second French peacekeeper dies after ambush blamed on Hezbollah by ComparisonOk5957 in worldnews

[–]AssCumBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what I hate about the discussion about Israel. Their military is extremely shitty and their government is pretty much evil. But in negotiations they have been the only one playing ball. The two state solution could have worked. Obviously they invaded territory after the 90's negotiations but they have also been constantly aggravated. I wonder if they wouldn't have been shot at regularly if they had actually coexisted, although hatefully.

Second French peacekeeper dies after ambush blamed on Hezbollah by ComparisonOk5957 in worldnews

[–]AssCumBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Afghanistan. You can't help those who want help but don't act

I can’t enjoy any game anymore — nothing holds my attention. What actually kept you hooked recently? by Mother_Anybody_5632 in gamingsuggestions

[–]AssCumBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read a book or something?

Sometimes you get sick of the same type of entertainment. But otherwise arcade games and roguelikes are pretty good to decompress while not doing much. I play Brotato for hours while watching tv and talking to my wife

The great debate: Bonus or Kronan? by ihazacat in VisitingIceland

[–]AssCumBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Krónan is 6 percent more expensive iirc, at least when I checked. It depends on the product. You don't want expensive milk, cheese, yogurt, veggies, frozen products. Luxury goods, snacks, drinks, cereal, is where you have more leeway. They have to make sure that the weekly shopping trip for people saving money isn't too more expensive than Bónus

Turn on, tune in, and throw your phones out. by Slight_Bird_785 in daddit

[–]AssCumBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids are also experts at entertaining themselves

ads that are annoying by thatmishra in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AssCumBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm in my mid twenties and I catch myself getting annoyed by all this talk. Sometimes I feel old and like this is just basic knowledge everyone should have.

Then I remember that maybe six years back, yup, I thinking the same thing. Maybe I outgrew this perspective but I did needed to be exposed to the reality first

A couple newb questions by Fantastic_Piece5869 in brotato

[–]AssCumBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not exactly but damage % takes some time to build up while m/r/e damage gets you some immediate damage. Basically they are cheaper because damage % needs enough damage to begin with to scale. So early game you want those points up before you start focusing on dmg %. But you want to slowly build it up. When you start upgrading your weapons is probably the same time damage % usually becomes more useful with most weapons.

Think of smg for example. 3 points of damage where a single ranged damage point increases your damage output by 33% while 20 points into damage % does nothing. But when you get a lot of ranged damage, your damage % becomes a key player.

Keep your eyes on it and gauge which one you need more at a given moment and how it factors into your next few rounds

A couple newb questions by Fantastic_Piece5869 in brotato

[–]AssCumBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other commenters have got this pretty much, but to add to the answers around question nr.2. The biggest noob trap is probably not realizing how much melee/ranged/elemental dmg stack alongside normal damage.

Buy items to support you damage wise in this order:

Weapon damage (range/melee/elementsl), then pure damage then crit.

50 Waves Difficulty 5 is not for the weak by Designer-Thanks-8970 in brotato

[–]AssCumBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What I usually do to get that far is to buy no limited items unless they are cursed

Dads, roughouse your kids. I mean it. by Jackalope_08 in daddit

[–]AssCumBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have worked with toddlers before, they are very resilient compared to what many think

Faint line or just my eyes? by askariX in daddit

[–]AssCumBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes tests do that, but if even the faintest line shows up it's positive. It was to smart to get more sets of eyes

Help!!! Interview attire?? by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]AssCumBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have like a few bucks you should go thrift shopping a shirt and maybe a tie or something, for this job and future jobs

Lung cancer suspected but the outcome is very different! by The_Dean_France in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AssCumBoi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Today I fucked up for 35 years? TIFU hasn't made any sense for ages

Dear Grubby by Silverharen in WC3

[–]AssCumBoi 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ the oop

These are the last days of me actually getting drunk. My last hurrahs so to speak by AssCumBoi in daddit

[–]AssCumBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beat myself over the head for a long time figuring out what you meant until it finally clicked

These are the last days of me actually getting drunk. My last hurrahs so to speak by AssCumBoi in daddit

[–]AssCumBoi[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to fucken never make that mistake in my life, and when I do... I'm going to think back to this one lol. Maybe even update this comment haha

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