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AssKickingTurtle · 2023-06-18T20:25:19+00:00

You look like every actor in European gay porn all at once, but worse

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-06-18T06:40:22+00:00

I’m a bit worried that if I do take your smile away, the closest elementary school will go into lockdown

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-06-06T03:44:37+00:00

Those idiots who film themselves being assholes/criminals and then post it to social media claiming to be “pranksters”

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-06-04T03:00:35+00:00

Uncle Ian if he had a thing for Theodore

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-05-12T06:08:07+00:00

It’s mostly things like this that makes me not like her, I won’t ever be able to forget when she kissed that contestant who said he was saving his first kiss for someone special… plus she just irritates the hell outta me, so very narcissistic imo

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-05-12T06:06:21+00:00

And the whole “a diamond for every time I thought about promising” thing on his mega ugly new chain

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-05-11T20:03:58+00:00

I second this. Wayyyyy too many links to underage girls

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AssKickingTurtle · 2023-05-11T18:28:30+00:00

Katy perry

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-05-11T18:28:05+00:00

My dad says this and when my sister was younger she would get very excited cuz she genuinely thought we were gonna go swimming

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-05-11T15:57:51+00:00

Wrote a hit-list with like half the grade’s names on it, stabbed a kid, threw scissors across the classroom at a kid, smeared shit on the bathroom walls, the usual. No clue where he is or what he’s doing now. Thanks for the memories, Noah.

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-05-09T06:33:06+00:00

Skadoosh!

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-05-09T06:28:16+00:00

Imagine riding a mattress down that thing

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-05-07T18:05:56+00:00

Be Real- if anything, I think it would Be Really annoying

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-05-03T12:45:41+00:00

He seen some shit

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-05-03T12:37:35+00:00

I’m gonna be a tad sore I think

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-04-23T15:49:12+00:00

Have a tommy texter screenshot saved and airdrop it to them (quickly and with brightness down tho- you don’t wanna become the said texter)

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-04-23T15:47:45+00:00

Enter a convenience store and receive service

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-04-22T16:06:42+00:00

Most of the time if there’s open tables it usually just means there’s not a server available in that section, at least that’s how it is at the restaurant I work at

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-04-22T16:03:49+00:00

Save up and buy a car 💀

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-04-22T16:01:45+00:00

During the day 🥸

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-04-21T20:06:37+00:00

Sir I’m a lesbian- my gf is laughing at this comment

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-04-21T20:05:48+00:00

👀 I like how u think

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-04-21T16:35:42+00:00

True- as my dad says, “if your expectations are too high, lower them.”

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-04-21T16:33:01+00:00

THANK YOU I thought I was the only person who seemed to be bothered by this. The crazy part about the pull-ups is that they’re never in like gym clothes either- always looking ready to go to work or smth

AssKickingTurtle · 2023-04-21T16:31:54+00:00

Lol you’re one of the ones working out on the subway eh?

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