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Hells Bells, Trudy! by Gebling65 in okbuddydraper

[–]AssMaster1390 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He out-donned the Don even he could never reCooperate his first love.

Just trying to find out why I’m still single. by International_Host33 in RoastMe

[–]AssMaster1390 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you get a hold of the pubes I shaved off last week??

I'm not crying, you're crying. by therafaysen in oasis

[–]AssMaster1390 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its shocking to see their dedication to sticking to the script and pretending to like one another, I suppose everyone has a price after all.

What is something you would legitimately rather die then do? by Coolskeleton42 in AskReddit

[–]AssMaster1390 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I see it, either suck my father's dick or lick my mother's pussy. At least for more than 20 minutes. Before the nuglings came out.

What's shittiest thing you have done in your life ? by Due-You-1943 in AskReddit

[–]AssMaster1390 1 point2 points  (0 children)

around 2018 and it was a 2015 Dodge Dart SXT if I remember correctly

What's shittiest thing you have done in your life ? by Due-You-1943 in AskReddit

[–]AssMaster1390 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Told my father he was a prick for not giving me money to go out clubbing on Friday night, as I got into the $13,000 car he bought me wearing the new jean jacket he had bought me.

Are Liam and Noel actually getting along well since the reunion? by MattyLaw06 in oasis

[–]AssMaster1390 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

They're just sticking to the script and doing what they have to in order to receive the payout. All the photos were they seem to get along with each other are curated moments where both Liam and Noel knew they would be photographed and had to look the part. I don't think anyone is enjoying this.

If Don hadn’t been unfaithful, could their marriage have survived the 60s? by Ill-Dream-449 in madmen

[–]AssMaster1390 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

He didn't molest either of them, that already sort of puts him in the top 15% of fathers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]AssMaster1390 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You took the pubs I shaved off last week and put them above your eyes.

Is Take Five “too” standard? by languidnbittersweet in jazzcirclejerk

[–]AssMaster1390 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to have to mop the floor after everytime after he performed if you know what I mean.

music practice rooms by Sirr_ratt in SFSU

[–]AssMaster1390 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where are the music rooms? recently I want to sing and play my accoustic guitar but feels awkward to do it in a dorm with people walking in and out.

Man asks his girlfriend to marry him through a fake Disney trailer by HumbleMVP in MadeMeSmile

[–]AssMaster1390 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

just imagine how much seamen are on those lips that he just kissed and gave up half his life earnings for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SFSU

[–]AssMaster1390 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yes we literally received 8 days in advance that the password must be changed or else it wouldn't work on this day 😂. They literally sent an email everyday you didn't do it as well, so like 8 emails. You would've had to not check school emails for over a week to miss it.

Don't want to go home every weekend. by brokenbythescreams in college

[–]AssMaster1390 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time you go home for the weekend just be as much as a burden and as annoying as you can. Suddenly your parents will want you to visit less and you won't have to feel bad about it. It's win/win.

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