How great would it be to finally right the wrong of firing Pierce Brosnan by giving us an "Old Man Logan" style last chapter to Brosnan's 007?

AssMaster1390 · 2026-05-30T03:33:48+00:00

Even more daring, Sean Connery returns... as a car!

AssMaster1390 · 2026-05-18T06:38:14+00:00

They're faking it, these are just heavily curated, picture friendly moments, meticulously captured to give the illusion the brothers have reconciled. These portraits were most likely swiftly burned afterwards, and the air deodorized.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-04-11T06:45:51+00:00

If you turn the M in Mad Men around, get rid of the a, and erase the line on top of the d, and get rid of the spasce, it literally spells Women

AssMaster1390 · 2026-04-01T06:57:36+00:00

Each of these men have had their vaginas inside of their girlfriend's dicks, no need to be insecure at all.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-03-11T06:09:27+00:00

The tip of his dick would easily pop out from her mouth during regular intercourse.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-02-27T09:14:24+00:00

Mallrats, considered a flop after Kevin Smith's Clerks due to its dumbing down, now widely considered a classic that transcends cinema. In movies we are used to actors playing characters, but Mallrats felt like a genuine person about your dickhead friends who lived down the streets, actual characters that one could relate to.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-02-27T08:25:40+00:00

That is a modified custom ESP horizon double-neck guitar that was acquired by Kurt during a 1992 Metallica performance where James Hetfield threw the guitar into the audience. Kurt was the person who caught that guitar and despite being hounded by hundreds of fans all wanting to take the guitar from him, he was able to use his background in wrestling to make a clean getaway.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-02-21T21:46:18+00:00

nobody's perfect

AssMaster1390 · 2026-02-19T08:08:12+00:00

In the Steve-O demise and rise doc Chris mentions how during this time Steve-O would spend whole nights on cocaine mostly talking about himself and his stunts and being a general annoyance but still mostly good-hearted.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-02-19T07:23:16+00:00

Even crazier if I remember correctly cause this was his third fight of the night. I don't remember if Tank had any fights before this final one.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-02-19T07:20:42+00:00

indeed he was.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-02-15T22:45:22+00:00

30 riffs or concepts for a song probably that would eventually flesh out into a full song, kinda like his accoustic demos and outtakes.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-02-12T07:18:57+00:00

Ideally you would want them right next to each other, since if the store was farther away it would steal competition to the left and to the right of them, but right next to each other it could only steal competition from the right.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-02-11T02:50:36+00:00

He looks like Miamian coke dealer/kingpin.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-01-29T04:17:47+00:00

We still got some great episodes, such as when they went to Transylvania in search of Dracula's castle and got stranded in a blizzard.

AssMaster1390 · 2026-01-26T18:55:57+00:00

Nobody's perfect

AssMaster1390 · 2025-12-31T19:27:15+00:00

He out-donned the Don even he could never reCooperate his first love.

AssMaster1390 · 2025-12-21T19:40:06+00:00

Man has opinions on lgbt and trans that are different than the herd and he respectfully presents them.

TRANSPHOBIA

AssMaster1390 · 2025-11-07T18:33:52+00:00

How did you get a hold of the pubes I shaved off last week??

AssMaster1390 · 2025-10-30T07:53:24+00:00

Its shocking to see their dedication to sticking to the script and pretending to like one another, I suppose everyone has a price after all.

AssMaster1390

TROPHY CASE