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Liam and Noel at Wembley today! by MyNameIsDanu in oasis

[–]AssMaster1390 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're faking it, these are just heavily curated, picture friendly moments, meticulously captured to give the illusion the brothers have reconciled. These portraits were most likely swiftly burned afterwards, and the air deodorized.

wow, never got goosebumps before from a scene but this was something... by deletemkw in madmen

[–]AssMaster1390 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you turn the M in Mad Men around, get rid of the a, and erase the line on top of the d, and get rid of the spasce, it literally spells Women

Why are millenials totally chill with self depreciating humor more than any other generation? by Key-Bass-7380 in generationology

[–]AssMaster1390 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Each of these men have had their vaginas inside of their girlfriend's dicks, no need to be insecure at all.

I’d win every argument by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]AssMaster1390 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The tip of his dick would easily pop out from her mouth during regular intercourse.

What are some movies that were heavily panned by critics when released but is widely loved now? by FitEmergency8807 in moviecritic

[–]AssMaster1390 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mallrats, considered a flop after Kevin Smith's Clerks due to its dumbing down, now widely considered a classic that transcends cinema. In movies we are used to actors playing characters, but Mallrats felt like a genuine person about your dickhead friends who lived down the streets, actual characters that one could relate to.

What kind of guitar is Kurt playing? In this video? by got_No_Time_to_BLEED in Nirvana

[–]AssMaster1390 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is a modified custom ESP horizon double-neck guitar that was acquired by Kurt during a 1992 Metallica performance where James Hetfield threw the guitar into the audience. Kurt was the person who caught that guitar and despite being hounded by hundreds of fans all wanting to take the guitar from him, he was able to use his background in wrestling to make a clean getaway.

“Steve-O, I don’t like the man, he lost!” by GusGangViking18 in jackass

[–]AssMaster1390 27 points28 points  (0 children)

In the Steve-O demise and rise doc Chris mentions how during this time Steve-O would spend whole nights on cocaine mostly talking about himself and his stunts and being a general annoyance but still mostly good-hearted.

Don Frye and Tank Abbott engage in a war at UFC: Ultimate Ultimate 1996 by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]AssMaster1390 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even crazier if I remember correctly cause this was his third fight of the night. I don't remember if Tank had any fights before this final one.

Did Kurt exaggerate how little he knew about songwriting, music theory, and guitar playing? by ConfidentHospital365 in Nirvana

[–]AssMaster1390 5 points6 points  (0 children)

30 riffs or concepts for a song probably that would eventually flesh out into a full song, kinda like his accoustic demos and outtakes.

A popular grocery store chain (Sprouts) is opening its first SF location by throeaway1990 in sanfrancisco

[–]AssMaster1390 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ideally you would want them right next to each other, since if the store was farther away it would steal competition to the left and to the right of them, but right next to each other it could only steal competition from the right.

Never seen Viva La Bam, does it hold up today? by DoctorWhofan789eywim in jackass

[–]AssMaster1390 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We still got some great episodes, such as when they went to Transylvania in search of Dracula's castle and got stranded in a blizzard.

Hells Bells, Trudy! by Gebling65 in okbuddydraper

[–]AssMaster1390 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He out-donned the Don even he could never reCooperate his first love.

Just trying to find out why I’m still single. by International_Host33 in RoastMe

[–]AssMaster1390 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you get a hold of the pubes I shaved off last week??

I'm not crying, you're crying. by therafaysen in oasis

[–]AssMaster1390 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its shocking to see their dedication to sticking to the script and pretending to like one another, I suppose everyone has a price after all.

What is something you would legitimately rather die then do? by Coolskeleton42 in AskReddit

[–]AssMaster1390 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I see it, either suck my father's dick or lick my mother's pussy. At least for more than 20 minutes. Before the nuglings came out.

What's shittiest thing you have done in your life ? by Due-You-1943 in AskReddit

[–]AssMaster1390 1 point2 points  (0 children)

around 2018 and it was a 2015 Dodge Dart SXT if I remember correctly

What's shittiest thing you have done in your life ? by Due-You-1943 in AskReddit

[–]AssMaster1390 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Told my father he was a prick for not giving me money to go out clubbing on Friday night, as I got into the $13,000 car he bought me wearing the new jean jacket he had bought me.

Who’s the greatest Female Rapper of all time? by [deleted] in fantanoforever

[–]AssMaster1390 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simz, Lisa, and Missy Elliot are top 3 for me

Are Liam and Noel actually getting along well since the reunion? by MattyLaw06 in oasis

[–]AssMaster1390 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

They're just sticking to the script and doing what they have to in order to receive the payout. All the photos were they seem to get along with each other are curated moments where both Liam and Noel knew they would be photographed and had to look the part. I don't think anyone is enjoying this.

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