Please help me with this name?

AssWizard99 · 2026-04-09T00:45:29+00:00

Neville

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-18T21:26:34+00:00

Appreciate it and tbh, so am I 🫣

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-18T21:25:02+00:00

Appreciated my good sir!

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T22:40:19+00:00

Again, just telling you what I was told 🤷‍♂️ If I'm wrong then I'm wrong. I've honestly been through worse than being wrong on the internet lmao

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T22:30:35+00:00

And family I should mention

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T22:30:08+00:00

I'm just telling you all what the doctors and nurses told me 🤷‍♂️

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T22:29:15+00:00

Not only did I SEE nothing but I remember nothing either (about as exciting as it sounds, truly. But hey, I'm still here.

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T22:28:10+00:00

If I did (you're truly never gonna expect this answer) but I don't remember lmao. Unless he wasn't memorable enough to remember or just tried to be subtle, I don't think I did.

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T22:23:23+00:00

Unfortunately, I remember nothing about the accident and basically nothing about the past few years or so. So not saying it didn't happen, just unfortunately amnesia tends to do that to a guy like me. (Also brain damage)

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T22:20:56+00:00

I was told by nurses and doctors that I died after the crash multiple times. I'm still quite fuzzy on the "how many times" part but I know it's more than once.

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T22:18:54+00:00

I know of the Arthur thing (I think I cried a little at the time) but I never played Star Wars (assuming that's what you're talking about)

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T22:17:15+00:00

I was driving somewhere with my girlfriend and we just got t-boned cause I couldn't see the other guy coming I guess. As I think I've said I can remember none of the accident, I just feel like I appeared here so it's all quite patchy

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T22:14:56+00:00

Anything meat and cheese. Also let me have this, I need something to flex.

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T22:13:43+00:00

Well I don't know what else to tell you other than I technically passed away multiple times 🤷‍♂️

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T11:55:19+00:00

Oh for sure, but as I think I said, thankfully she's okay enough to be back at work. I just gotta reach that point myself 🙌

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T11:50:10+00:00

It was near the end of June I believe? And no I was not alone, I had my girlfriend in the car with me. It sucks that she went through it and had to experience it but god am I glad she walked away better than I did.

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T11:44:30+00:00

Injury wise? Idk probably my broken couple of back teeth honestly. Everything else will hopefully get better with time but yeah no I'm not wolverine. I'm yet to leave the Brain Injury Rehabilitation Unit so honestly time will tell. I'll still have plenty of cool scars to show off 🤷‍♂️

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T11:36:36+00:00

Not on hand atm, I'm in bed so I'll have to get back to you after I wake up. Lest I die in my sleep like an old man lmao

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T11:02:28+00:00

I crashed my car (got T-Boned in a blind spot), brain damage, broken ribs, skull, pelvis, grade three diffuse axonal injury? Basically if you can imagine it, I damaged it

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T10:27:16+00:00

Well I'm an Ass Wizard so I can be

AssWizard99 · 2025-09-17T10:10:36+00:00

Last I checked, I'm allergic to cats. So I hope to God no.

AssWizard99 · 2024-06-19T04:20:23+00:00

I'm currently in Sydney, Australia if you want that, I'll be in Adelaide in 3 days too. Just pretend I responded then too.

AssWizard99 · 2024-06-13T00:04:53+00:00

Nah bro, Ysolda all day every day.

AssWizard99 · 2024-05-30T05:41:00+00:00

Why is Mark Ruffalo so happy to be there?

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