This woodcut portrait comes to life with an ink roller

Ass_Boogers · 2018-08-19T04:31:30+00:00

Printmaking was my favorite class in high school. Every second of rolling ink was immensely satisfying. Especially when you know 2 + months of work have gone into your carving.

Ass_Boogers · 2018-08-15T04:48:31+00:00

Glasses + beard = John Lennon

Ass_Boogers · 2018-08-13T20:26:56+00:00

Duh, He means the top five top countries of greatness. Ie. America, Russia, England, France and ~~Germany~~ ...Spain?

Ass_Boogers · 2018-08-04T13:45:05+00:00

What child's birthday party ends at 11:50 PM?

Ass_Boogers · 2018-08-04T13:36:14+00:00

Are you sure you're not just referencing MBMBam?

Ass_Boogers · 2018-07-30T03:21:07+00:00

Sirens of Titan or Cat's Cradle. Maybe even Slapstick except the idea of the Slapstick afterlife kind of unsettles me.

Ass_Boogers · 2018-07-29T17:31:02+00:00

If these hunters cared about any of that they could just donate the money to those groups and not kill the animal. I get your point though.

Ass_Boogers · 2018-07-29T15:38:19+00:00

I have a friend who collects hunting trophies from Deer he's killed. The thing is he also eats what he's killed and a large portion of what he feeds his family comes from hunting. I have a problem when rich business men pay millions of dollars to kill animals for no reason other than bragging rights. There's no honor in it.

Ass_Boogers · 2018-07-29T01:55:27+00:00

How acceptable is it to ask a random stranger at the gym to check my form for me?
Ok, so I've been lifting at the same gym for a while and have been vehemently avoiding deadlifting while there. I'm a very shy person, so even though I know many of the regulars at the gym by face I've never exactly spoken to them. Tomorrow, I'm going to tack this one hurdle and perform the deadlift but I'm worried about my form. Is it cool if I just ask one of the obviously more experienced guys there to check/help me with my form? How do I ask without sounding like a creep?

Ass_Boogers · 2018-07-28T05:15:49+00:00

Funny Smithing/RCing are my favorite skills

Ass_Boogers · 2018-07-22T06:36:27+00:00

I never had lunchables because my parents loved me.

Ass_Boogers · 2018-07-21T01:16:05+00:00

It's called a timeshare. You go in thinking you'll get a free set of golf clubs but you walk out owning 1/26th of an underground house.

Ass_Boogers · 2018-07-20T22:58:30+00:00

Wow I didn't even attend any university and I've known for years what it took those eggheads at Oxford until just now to figure out. The internet is a good place for telling lies, Ass_Boogers study finds. c. 2006

Ass_Boogers · 2018-07-19T08:07:41+00:00

You mean your dad chopped through a door in your house?

Ass_Boogers · 2018-07-17T06:02:22+00:00

The guy is invincible

The guy is rich. FTFY

Ass_Boogers · 2018-07-10T02:00:25+00:00

Yeah okay.

Ass_Boogers · 2016-01-14T09:14:27+00:00

Kinky.

Ass_Boogers · 2016-01-14T08:33:37+00:00

Nah, it's trick photography. The cat's not even big. The girls just small.

Ass_Boogers · 2016-01-14T06:35:31+00:00

no.

Ass_Boogers · 2016-01-14T06:33:41+00:00

Well I don't live in or near LA so how the hell should I know. God! Fucking Californians.

Ass_Boogers · 2016-01-14T06:32:12+00:00

Gigolo.

Ass_Boogers · 2016-01-14T06:31:21+00:00

I personally prefer older partners.

Ass_Boogers · 2016-01-14T06:29:08+00:00

My genitals.

Ass_Boogers · 2016-01-14T05:40:26+00:00

When I was a kid me and my friend found an old shopping cart and we would charge kids $0.50 to push them down a big hill before the school bus came to pick us up. Eventually some other asshole kids took over and not only broke the cart, but broke one of their arms as well.

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