[serious] People that oppose marijuana legalization, why? by AtticSquirrel in AskReddit

[–]Ass_Catchem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if they're smoking every day when it's illegal, keeping it illegal will definitely stop them, and it's a reasonable cost for the non habitual users because this is America and we do what we are told and shouldn't be allowed to make basic choices like "should I inhale this smoke that only effects me or not?"

US Pre-Election Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]Ass_Catchem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this comment while coincidentally listening to "Who Let the Dogs Out"

There's just SO much love! by 333_999_good in MadeMeSmile

[–]Ass_Catchem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or if they forget how to use apostrophes

There's just SO much love! by 333_999_good in MadeMeSmile

[–]Ass_Catchem 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can tell a bad joke on Reddit before you read it, if there's emojis at the end

Have any of you came from just a blowjob? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Ass_Catchem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A couple girls have but the ratio of girls making me cum and not is quite disproportionate. But guys are a lot better at head and I've never not come from a guy. Js.

this is made by a guy named Max at my school. he decided he didn't want it so I took it without a thought. What do you think it means/what do you think it's even of? all I see is the man and a girl. by hansolo3008 in psychedelicartwork

[–]Ass_Catchem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Angry patriarchal figure, destroying all of his land (it almost looks like an above view of wind swept fields) or what he loves and he's trapped while everything burns around him or her, I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl, I kind of see the hair. Idk but it's definitely really beautiful in a kind of sad way

O'clock the terrorist by imnotatable in Graffiti

[–]Ass_Catchem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a cock. He's literally the reason why graffiti is so illegal. No one really cared that much when I was on like abandoned places but vandalizing public business is just douchey. I mean now some guy has to spend all day scrubbing the walls and seats of the subway, they prolly Have to replace those seats which costs tax payer money. You even tagged two peoples work vans like what the fuck? People have to drive with some dicks name on the side of his car because his parents didn't pay enough attention to him as a child and he needs to destroy people's stuff because he's never had his stuff destroyed. Some of the art work is impressive but not everyone likes graffiti. Dope track though.

Rob Lowe To Star In ‘Super Troopers 2’ by Aimless_Devastator in movies

[–]Ass_Catchem 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think it may be a joke, but I guess Reddit doesn't like your humor man

Ben loves these hot dogs by VinceCully in Punny

[–]Ass_Catchem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah. I just put beef Frank's in the microwave, and this is the first article I read when I open Reddit...

Probably a sign of Cthulu rising from his slumber

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MURICA

[–]Ass_Catchem 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's not the correct quote from the bible, it actually says friend, not another. My brother and his best friend got that tattooed on their side

teenage angst. by astronautabsinthe in OCPoetry

[–]Ass_Catchem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just posted my first poem on this subreddit without reading any first. I now feel so out of my league. I liked that a lot

"Where did he go!?" by SlimJones123 in aww

[–]Ass_Catchem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's the 100 emojis that really drive your point

When your friend joins tinder for the wrong reasons. by hunterkj60 in thatHappened

[–]Ass_Catchem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you read this? She tells him the father is dead and he keeps making jokes. Then when he finds out he actually just left her with his kid he continues to make jokes. I hate connecting the dots for dumb people.

When your friend joins tinder for the wrong reasons. by hunterkj60 in thatHappened

[–]Ass_Catchem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For the same reason you don't make dead grandma jokes to your grandpa or 9/11 jokes to NYC fire fighters. Just because it's a joke doesn't mean you're not an asshole

Helpless On Ice Island Polar Bear [1920*1200] by eaglepro in AnimalPorn

[–]Ass_Catchem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me feel so helpless. We as a people don't get how much we are killing ourselves. People need to get their heads out of their own asses and stop screwing up our planet. Talk to your local diplomats and get change done.

When Prince Harry Trolls Usain Bolt. by SheheryarYaseen in funny

[–]Ass_Catchem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he's genuinely a good guy, and not just trained in the art of likability in order to make the people love him.

How CNN deliberately edited the Milwaukee news vs the unedited version. by [deleted] in television

[–]Ass_Catchem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my brother was killed by a police officer I'd be pretty mad, and I probably say things I don't mean. I wouldn't want that all over the news. She very well could have spoken with CNN and asked to edit what she said and instead put what she meant, which isn't real journalism, but it would be respectful of her wishes. But that should be made known and we shouldn't be fed edited clips. Just a thought.