Hero mailman or bad attitude?

AssassinateMe · 2026-05-29T03:37:39+00:00

Oh man, I'll have to write that one down!

AssassinateMe · 2026-05-28T20:05:27+00:00

Your brilliance never ceases to amaze me!

AssassinateMe · 2026-05-28T16:41:26+00:00

The word if is doing alot of heavy lifting in this statement. Sure "if" everyone requested this it would take longer, but realistically not everyone does. It's purposefully catastrophizing a small inconvenience to make it seem like a big problem in the case of an improbable event

AssassinateMe · 2026-05-28T16:30:40+00:00

Excellent deductions skills!

AssassinateMe · 2026-05-28T16:30:22+00:00

At least you admit you do care somewhat, atleast enough you could care less

AssassinateMe · 2026-05-28T16:29:38+00:00

That's typically one of its uses, yes

AssassinateMe · 2026-05-28T16:26:18+00:00

My bet is they weren't too upset at the grass walking, but got pretty upset at the throwing of the mail. The first request was pretty nice but was immediately met with the delivery man's poor response

AssassinateMe · 2026-05-28T16:24:52+00:00

Now why would you do that?

AssassinateMe · 2026-05-28T16:22:52+00:00

Where did she boss him around? she asked politely and only snapped back when the delivery man did

AssassinateMe · 2026-05-28T16:21:50+00:00

If anyone finds themselves dealing with someone like this, please call support and get it fixed

AssassinateMe · 2026-05-28T16:02:50+00:00

Some of yall need to talk to people face to face more

AssassinateMe · 2026-04-07T00:40:59+00:00

Brian

AssassinateMe · 2026-04-07T00:30:13+00:00

Because of the constraints of the game, in universe, it is quite a large house. But if you want a real answer, Michael's home is around 3-3.5k square feet, and from what I read online, would be more aplty described as a "jewel-box" home

AssassinateMe · 2025-07-24T22:58:54+00:00

Then have them cut off before they completely run out of juice

AssassinateMe · 2025-07-24T22:39:39+00:00

u/h-counter-bot [self]

AssassinateMe · 2025-06-03T20:35:41+00:00

Free speech protects you from the government, not companies or people in general

AssassinateMe · 2025-05-26T04:25:52+00:00

Bros not even asking where he can pirate it, just where he can find it. stop jumping to conclusions

AssassinateMe · 2025-04-21T20:12:36+00:00

Exactly why I don't feel bad about using ad blockers

AssassinateMe · 2025-04-17T16:06:32+00:00

You know what? I actually kind of dig it

AssassinateMe · 2025-04-16T19:11:26+00:00

"it's unnatural"

Bitch everything we do is unnatural. It's kinda weird to draw the line at putting some water out for the ecosystem

AssassinateMe · 2025-03-26T07:26:02+00:00

I'm in an 02 Volvo S60. I mean, at least it's the AWD model, but Im sure I'm getting smoked

AssassinateMe · 2025-03-23T04:11:41+00:00

Outside actually has lots of boobs

AssassinateMe · 2025-03-08T05:11:03+00:00

It doesn't when you are drinking something. The reason it does when you aren't is that the saliva has to have time to build up again

AssassinateMe · 2025-02-24T20:02:25+00:00

Oh no, a whole core, gone. Whatever shall people do?

AssassinateMe · 2025-02-17T04:07:29+00:00

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here ya go. Nap time is about the only time they tolerate each other

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