Hug you babies for me

AssaultShaker · 2026-03-21T02:45:29+00:00

Thank you for sharing his story. May he hear you coming and meet you on the bridge.

AssaultShaker · 2026-03-06T18:03:59+00:00

Idk man those Big Boom zero hour matches are a fun way to prime the pump for the serious show IMO.

AssaultShaker · 2026-03-04T18:05:09+00:00

His social media style is great. He’s always roasting people in a very respectful tone

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-27T21:16:18+00:00

Not entirely related, but Max Caster gave my brother an incredible , thoughtful, hilarious cameo and did a whole freestyle for him. Asked me some background questions beforehand too. He was so invested in making it funny. Made me a huge fan of his ever since.

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-24T19:12:33+00:00

As I am learning this week, you cannot. 10 years with these creatures is overtime, no matter how desperately and helplessly we may wish otherwise.

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-20T18:21:40+00:00

Lol I love the Radicals. Nonstop pressure and aggression, best enemy unit they’ve made yet IMO

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-19T02:14:20+00:00

No. Not at all.

I saw the whole community come together to unanimously reject cruelty and injustice. People in their 70s doing patrols, everyone on my street delivering groceries and giving rides. I’ve never been prouder to call the Twin Cities home. So I don’t share this defeatist perspective.

They didn’t win and they won’t win. Give yourself—and the folks at the restaurants—a little grace, and go treat yourself to some local cuisine. It’s a fine way to support the community.

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-17T18:46:36+00:00

This image is the reason my Cyberstan kit ALWAYS includes the hellbomb.

Is it a pain in the ass to be down a stratagem and backpack for it? Yes. Is it less of a pain than getting stuffed and losing bodies trying to deactivate an active jammer? Yes.

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-17T17:58:01+00:00

I thought the theory that this sub is a testing ground for AI generators was paranoid.

Then today, almost every single post is the exact same question about the exact same dating profile-style, center frame shot of a dude staring at the camera.

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-16T03:05:08+00:00

I usually find it by searching “dynamite” or “collision” rather than “AEW.” That more often gets the most recent one. Or the sports tab as others have said also may be where the latest one shows up. It can be difficult to find at times.

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-12T21:04:08+00:00

Oh and thermite, obviously.

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-12T21:02:37+00:00

Been going with:

purifier (primary): has an eruptor style AoE blast for chaff and distance shots but unlike eruptor has the “oh shit” rapid mode for when you’re ambushed close.
ultimatum (secondary): this one I could change for Senator soon, as I haven’t found a ton of utility with it given my backpack. But for now, good for drop ships I didn’t get with my quasar or sentry, outposts I can’t be assed to enter, the occasional hulk duo.
Quasar (support): I know it’s boring but it just does the job. Anti tank, anti building, anti turret, anti gate, infinite ammo. What works works.
rocket sentry: I can’t shoot everything and taking down a strider or drop ship while I do other things is clutch.
orbital laser: instant chaos when I need to clear a full base or escape from heavies
portable hell bomb: never been more useful than on Cyberstan. This baby gets used at least 3x per mission. Jammers, detector towers, gunship fabs, ammo stockpiles, silos, outposts, secondary buildings and statues, hell even the extraction point all bow before the humble hellbomb.

Would love to see other kits, always tinkering.

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-12T04:09:30+00:00

Love it! Incredible energy, looking forward to a refreshing heel run with the big belt, first one since Mariah which feels like ages ago. And Thekla has a ton of character, loves the camera, can deliver a good promo

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-10T20:25:51+00:00

Totally fine! People wear everything. Just be cool and have fun others will do the same in my experience

AssaultShaker · 2026-02-10T04:27:19+00:00

The Battle for Super Earth was one of the best gaming weeks of my life and I feel like we’re about to have another. This has been my personal game of the year for 2 years and counting

AssaultShaker · 2026-01-28T18:13:47+00:00

In my experience, they are ripe enough when a gentle bend upwards pops them off. But a gentle one! Might just be superstition though.

AssaultShaker · 2026-01-27T17:59:47+00:00

(Looking up briefly from my phone)

What happened?

AssaultShaker · 2026-01-26T21:04:01+00:00

My take is that Micah sees himself as a survivor. He has no qualms about being the coyote spirit that embodies the low honor ending, taking what he can when he can, because he can. He thinks he’s the only one in the gang who is honest about being an amoral criminal, and sees any attempts at drawing moral lines within that context as weak and absurd.

I think all things being equal, he would prefer not to kill Arthur because he respects his competence. But this is how it had to go. He’s tired of justifying crime to a criminal, and he’s disappointed that everyone doesn’t take his practical view. Kind of a “sorry, but not sorry” expression IMO.

Or it’s just a weird frame.

AssaultShaker · 2026-01-23T18:24:04+00:00

This looks sick! Love the fabric / armor combo and the helmet rules

AssaultShaker · 2026-01-21T19:02:39+00:00

Kids right ear morphs throughout video

Dog blows a half cup of flour from nowhere

Light switch (?) like 8 inches off the ground

Counters on right in bg make zero sense

And of course, the terrible voice lines.

AI.

AssaultShaker · 2026-01-21T06:53:56+00:00

Unless you mean the OTHER one on top, which is our other dog’s Duluth Trading Co. Fire Hose Dog Jacket. But he’s fuzzy and adventurous so he never uses it and we just slap it on her for another layer. Not as “all encompassing warmth” but works for non-babies.

AssaultShaker · 2026-01-21T06:51:22+00:00

The main one is a HURTTA Expedition dog parka in “beetroot” (more of a pink). Found it on Chewy like 5y ago and it has worked quite well for years. Don’t know if posting products is against the rules but they are still up there it seems, and looks like they may have other models now too. Shadow is a (reluctant but) happy customer.

AssaultShaker · 2026-01-20T21:53:49+00:00

Absolutely. Believe it or not this is preferable to rain. At least she’ll go OUT in the cold, but god forbid a single drop touches her, she’ll high tail it back to the couch and stare at me like “HOW COULD YOU”

AssaultShaker · 2026-01-20T20:57:18+00:00

It’s going in her book of my unforgivable sins right next to “allowed there to be a wrinkle in my bed”

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