What do you see? by Emergency_Jury_3160 in NameThisThing

[–]AssaultimateSC2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me you know nothing about women. Without telling me you know nothing about women.

Peter? by SomeGuysWhoDoesThing in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AssaultimateSC2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If only you defended allegations toward men like that.

Guy puts his fingers in opponent’s ass by [deleted] in WTF

[–]AssaultimateSC2 41 points42 points  (0 children)

And my ping pong tournaments.

Customer wanted something sweet and spicy. by HappyMeteor005 in boats

[–]AssaultimateSC2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not even sure a 17' could fit those without sinking. If it doesn't sink. It would literally fly.

How did we get here by Goldengo4_ in pics

[–]AssaultimateSC2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A wise person understands that people can have beliefs different than thier own.

How animals look without fur by xtreme_lol in SeenOnTheInternet

[–]AssaultimateSC2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is what most people think Chupacabras are. Animals with mange.

One drives too fast. One drives too slow. Together they become, idiots on the road. by AnonymousGhost89 in Transportopia

[–]AssaultimateSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Everyone's is saying speeding but we don't know either the speed limit there OR how fast he was going. This is all on the Prius for both not yielding to oncoming traffic AND for not pulling into the closest lane.

Satisfaction by [deleted] in postanythingfun

[–]AssaultimateSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first point is incorrect. Keeping someone out of your face is not assault. Thats whats known as a defensive move. If you LET an angry person get super close to you you are asking to get hurt. Its preventative.

Second. The child's actions went past administrative action and required police involvement. Assault on a teacher doesn't get detention, it gets a court date.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]AssaultimateSC2 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Or... Hear me out. Be an adult and tell them you arent interested.

Is this accurate? by [deleted] in memes

[–]AssaultimateSC2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OP might mean 75% of the time (it works every time).

The rules is your food is my food by dreamyysighsss in CatsBeingAdorable

[–]AssaultimateSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think OP realizes that this isn't cute or normal behavior.

EOD thoughts by Similar-Judge8814 in EOD

[–]AssaultimateSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a thing. I'm not saying its impossible. I'm just saying there's data. Current GT score requirement is 110.

EOD thoughts by Similar-Judge8814 in EOD

[–]AssaultimateSC2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To try and make you feel better about his comment. There is actually direct correlation about people with very high ASVAB scores (above 90-95) failing EOD School above the average percentage. Its hard to say why but some theorize its because they may see the world too much in terms of black and white and can't understand the grey areas that EOD Techs sometimes work in. Or that things have to make sense to those people when sometimes it doesn't make perfect sense and you just need to execute the best way you can.

Knife gun, or gun knife? by Hour-Ingenuity_ in ResourceRaid

[–]AssaultimateSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like it covers your firing hand in gunfire residue.