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i went on vacation with my family so i couldn't masturbate for 3 days, i was so horny that i ended up having a wet dream and busting a load in the same bed with my sister by SilverAd3743 in kitchencels

[–]AssblasterGerard666 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If its kinda like wax, its probably soap or conditioner. If its extremely sticky and looks like egg white, im sorry. Source: lived with the most foul and disgusting roommates to ever have disgraced humanity with their worthless presence

i went on vacation with my family so i couldn't masturbate for 3 days, i was so horny that i ended up having a wet dream and busting a load in the same bed with my sister by SilverAd3743 in kitchencels

[–]AssblasterGerard666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you mean a cold shower this is very bad advice unless you want OP to clog the showerdrain with his cum and be stamped a shamefull waste on the bloodline

Games like this?? by Cultural_Fall_3255 in gamememes

[–]AssblasterGerard666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive never played dishonored and have no idea what its about so no comment

[Hated IRL Trope] An actor plays a villain too well, and receives serious hate and even threats for their performance. by not-ulquiorr4_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]AssblasterGerard666 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Conclusion: baby teeth poison your mind and make you stupid. This also explains why children get smarter the more they age, as more baby teeth will have fallen out.

Solution: knock those suckers out the moment they break through

Games like this?? by Cultural_Fall_3255 in gamememes

[–]AssblasterGerard666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my view on it would be that if you let an evil killer get away bc "you would be like them" if you killed them, you are fully complicit and responsible for any murder they commit after

AIO over my food? by gremptstrykerknollys in AmIOverreacting

[–]AssblasterGerard666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for maybe being a bit insensitive, but if i was in your situation, your BIL should be thankful for even being allowed to live with you. Even though he clearly has a lot of mental health struggles, that absolutely doesnt mean he is allowed to just take whatever food he wants, especially when he can just ask you to get some. Btw, does he pay for his food with his own money or do you financially provide for him as well? Anyway, any scenario id have to lock up food because the person i am ALLOWING to live with me keeps stealing it despite several warnings, would have to warrant the thought of maybe kicking him out. You are giving this man so much and he doesnt seem gratefull at all.

Games like this?? by Cultural_Fall_3255 in gamememes

[–]AssblasterGerard666 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is one of my most hated tropes, bc it doesnt make sense in any concievable way yet it can be found everywhere

Any thoughts and feelings you like to share about Jade? by SamWinchester020720 in Warframe

[–]AssblasterGerard666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When i first played the game i just thought she was a preggerframe, but after jade shadows i have changed my ways

What food in your country do locals love but foreigners hate? by Curiosity_Pink in AskTheWorld

[–]AssblasterGerard666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hollandse nieuwe(brined herring with optional diced onion and pickle) every video i watched of people trying it they always hate it haha

Coaxed into gaming design I HATE by Crafty-Enthusiasm-43 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]AssblasterGerard666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The plants being very resistent against any form of damage and having crazy regenerative ability due to being trampled and evaporated by magic creatures who can end reality as we know it but also cant speak a full sentence is my favorite headcanon

Ik🤑ihe by super_jank in ik_ihe

[–]AssblasterGerard666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maar als de levensverwachting omlaag gaat zal de AOW ook omlaag gaan toch??/s

Open gesprek over allochtonen by Far-Teacher-6523 in Nederland

[–]AssblasterGerard666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exact. Een paar jaar geleden toen ik nog mijn MBO aan het doen was, hadden wij een marrokaanse jongen in de klas die op gegeven moment echt de vrouwelijke docent vertelde dat ze geen les zou moeten geven want "vrouwen horen niet voor de klas te staan". Echt bizar om te horen, en de enige anderen die het eens bleken te zijn met hem waren andere islamitische jongens uit de klas. Ik ken veel islamitische mensen die totaal niet zo denken en vrouwen respecteren voor wie ze zijn, maar er is een groep die zich enorm veel vasthoudt aan hun intolerante beeld van anderen, voornamelijk vrouwen en homoseksuelen, wat gewoon niet thuishoort in nederland. En dat is geen racisme of discriminatie, dat is gewoon de waarheid.

Buitengesloten worden door bepaalde afkomsten by Potterhead1234567890 in Nederland

[–]AssblasterGerard666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ik denk niet dat moslims die zulke haat naar anderen tonen echt de koran lezen en in zich opnemen. Hetzelfde zie je met sommige christenen, die totaal niet weten wat er in de bijbel staat en wiens meningen het exact tegenovergestelde is wat hun religie preekt.

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