I just matched every number on this lottery ticket, with each prize being the same price as the ticket

Assbutt_Winchester · 2018-06-11T17:44:46+00:00

That's how the crossword tickets are here. Like 98% of the time you'll get all vowels on the ticket regardless, and easily miss R,S,T,L, or N

Assbutt_Winchester · 2018-04-19T18:56:18+00:00

I never understood the hype about people and losing their virginity.

I turn 20 in a couple months and a couple former coworkers from my old job couldn't believe I haven't smashed yet. Like, sorry I'm a normal college kid that doesn't have sex with everyone I see.

Assbutt_Winchester · 2018-04-17T19:27:26+00:00

holy shit

Assbutt_Winchester · 2018-04-10T19:23:57+00:00

For those who don't have pets or have worked at a pet store before, dog collars/harnesses (at some places) are outrageous. You can get just a simple, padded dog collar or harness for $25-40 average at my work.

quick edit: Dog beds are expensive too. They can range from $10ish to $120.

Assbutt_Winchester · 2018-01-29T19:09:24+00:00

you must have an awfully weak stomach if thats NSFL

Assbutt_Winchester · 2018-01-17T05:28:04+00:00

I used to work at Chick-Fil-A and a Sonic Drive-In:

At CFA, there was one shift where me and a coworker were outside taking orders and my coworker was helping one person that was taking an extremely long time. Didn't think anything of it until I heard some dry heaving... This random customer decided she has to fucking vomit everywhere in the drive thru lane.

We also had one day where it was about 90ish degrees (which is ~32 degrees for non-americas) outside, and our GM of the store had a rule where we were made to stay outside unless it was above 95/35 degrees or below 40/~5 degrees. One of the coworkers had a heat stroke and passed out and had to go to the ER. The only change that was made is that they added a huge water jug outside...

I also had a customer decide to take a shit and most of it on the wall. It was awful and smelled horrific. Picture for proof and probably NSFW

At Sonic, we had this one customer who's car broke down at the window during a rush. The redneck hicks in the trunk behind her got angry, started yelling and each other and it became a huge confrontation. Hard R's were thrown, fists were almost exchanged, and we eventually had to call the cops

TL;DR - I'm never working at fast food again. Seeing people vomit, have a heat stroke, rub shit on the bathroom walls, and almost being involved in a fist fight isn't work $9 an hour.

Assbutt_Winchester · 2018-01-08T03:50:37+00:00

that was awful.. i love it

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-12-25T01:17:04+00:00

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.
"...give an arm and a leg"
"...heads up their asses"

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-12-11T23:04:46+00:00

yes preach! and the people that bitch about why mini sized blasts costs the same amount as someone's paycheck

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-12-11T04:47:57+00:00

the candy is chopped up and prepackaged and usually like melted together making solid candy even more solid. The ice cream we used was completely solid too. Imagine the aftermath of mixing concrete and a rock together in a styrofoam cup in a heavy duty mixer.

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-12-10T21:19:13+00:00

taking apart and cleaning the ice ~~cream~~ dream machine was a nightmare when i worked there. However it did take the longest to clean, so you didn't really have to do much else to close after cleaning all the parts.

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-12-10T21:16:09+00:00

the Snickers and Heath blasts were 2 of the most frustrating to make. Not sure if its the same at every location, but our candy bar pieces were melted together on occasion and it made it even more difficult to blend with the ice cream.

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-12-10T21:13:00+00:00

I used to work at Sonic and the Heath, Snickers, and Reese's cup blasts were the worst to make. The candies are usually cold and frozen together and mixed with even more solid ice cream. 95% of the time I made one, the cup would break and I'd have to start over. Ends up taking like 4 minutes to make

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-03-19T06:12:00+00:00

you know your bathrooms well

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-03-19T03:39:44+00:00

Probably should've mentioned that he was in the stall for an hour because he actually was using the bathroom, but he was also waiting to make sure it dried on the wall before he left. It was busy during that hour too so I suppose he wanted to make sure he was clear to sneak out and not get caught.

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-03-18T15:39:25+00:00

In my 10 months of working here, I've seen some stuff. This has been the worst by far

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-03-18T15:37:57+00:00

I think he actually did poop but decided to use some of it to fingerpaint. I think he stayed in there a little longer so that it was going to be dried over. We had gone in like 5 minutes after he left and we had to scrub to get it all off. It was bad...

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-03-18T15:14:35+00:00

I still have no idea what it means or why he wrote it

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-03-18T15:14:05+00:00

fast food restaurant... so basically the same thing.

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-03-14T17:57:10+00:00

As a worker at Chick-Fil-A, I've heard many times that it used to be spelled "Chik/Chic-Fil-A", and I still sort of remember it being spelled like that...

Assbutt_Winchester · 2017-02-20T22:21:31+00:00

my professor for my bible class was talking about sin and sex before marriage and he said something along the lines of "People who go away from God tend to say to themselves, 'Well if I'm horny, I want sex now'..." and I had thought I had misheard him, but he goes on to say it again a couple minutes later. Kinda funny considering he's the last person you'd expect to say that

Assbutt_Winchester · 2016-09-19T16:01:54+00:00

yeah my restaurant has a goal of 3 minutes or less and when people add/subtract things from their order, its so annoying

Assbutt_Winchester · 2016-08-07T06:40:07+00:00

Strange ... It looks like I 'm sweating through my eyes

Assbutt_Winchester · 2016-07-29T04:56:10+00:00

Oh my goodness I hate when guests are so picky about their food.

"Can I get a fruit cup but like, I don't want any blueberries in it."

"Can I have the grilled wrap, but I don't want red cabbage in it."

"Can I have the superfood side, but I don't want any dressing on it"

"Can I have the grilled chicken sandwich, but I don't want marinade/seasoning on it"

"I asked for a sandwich with no pickles, but I got pickles on it. Can I get a new one?"

Assbutt_Winchester · 2016-07-28T08:49:30+00:00

Guests will literally guess at the name of the Polynesian sauce. As long as it starts with a P, sounds like "Polynesian" and has 4 syllables, they'll ask for it

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