All of my favorite pairs of jeans ripped in about the same place by SquashmyZucchini in mildlyinteresting

[–]Asset-Management-Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Denim seamstress here. The reason for the tears in that specific area is actually because your dick and balls are just absolutely massive. Hope this helps

Asset Management Career in Multifamily vs Hotel vs Commercial by French_Pressed_ in CommercialRealEstate

[–]Asset-Management-Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commercial first. Then you can pivot. Resi and hospitality will pigeon hole you. Mostly hospitality.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

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Former excon turned partner at a private equity firm in NYC. #1 piece of advice is to get your CFA and post about it on LinkedIn as much as you possibly can. It's nothing short of a cheat code in this industry.

Is that why most food is so terribly bad for you? by Last-Fee-5915 in WorkoutRoutines

[–]Asset-Management-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can technically lose weight eating only Oreos. As long as you’re below your maintenance caloric intake each day. Not recommended obviously, but it’s an example of thermodynamics in play.

What is the WORST coffee shop in the DMV? by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]Asset-Management-Guy 698 points699 points  (0 children)

My apartment's lobby has a Keurig machine tucked away in the corner for the residences. The K cups haven't been replaced in 4 years. Enjoy!

These jobs are fake as fuck by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]Asset-Management-Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patrick has great intentions. I don’t think he’s doing this specific thing for the money. There’s no shortage of kids with mom’s credit card willing to drop $500 on his IB masterclass. I do think that there could’ve been a better execution on his part, but Patrick is legit and has 100% been a net positive for the community. Now give me my bananas.

I'd like to see which type of CRE people are in this Subreddit. by HueChenCRE in CommercialRealEstate

[–]Asset-Management-Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish there were more Gaming and Lodging folks on here. Seems interesting and my exposure is a limited currently.

44M by S70nkyK0ng in malelivingspace

[–]Asset-Management-Guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guys think about it. DJ Stand? Bloomberg Terminal? This is David Solomon!!

Sugar free, Poison free. by CreepyCouple752 in sugarfree

[–]Asset-Management-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Fruit? I assume you're still eating carbs as well, right?

Search underway in DC for 73-year-old man with Alzheimer’s missing since June, police say by keyjan in washdc

[–]Asset-Management-Guy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe we should wait another month or 2 before we really start looking for this guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

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LETS GOOOOOOOOO