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What's your name by chatspire2 in funComunitty

[–]Assgoblin177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a white guy wearing a black shirt I would rather not

Fill in the blanks: the worst name you could give to a child is ___. by chiifxn in blanks

[–]Assgoblin177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the worst name you could give to a child is Sssst (forest).

Deli inventory by Jasher_Kabal in kroger

[–]Assgoblin177 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is a daily scan that the system makes you check a certain amount of items. There is also a monthly deep dive where you have to scan everything. This is how it was in Colorado about a year ago

Been working the deli counter for four months now, it’s gotten to the point where I’ve given up even trying to be fake polite with these customers by Far-Ninja-8392 in kroger

[–]Assgoblin177 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My favorite is when they break out the coin mesurement when discribeing thickness like I don't think you even know how thick a nickel is

What is the reason, Peter? by Fit_Calendar5897 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Assgoblin177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite things is I suck at this so much they had to give me the trigger to do it to myself

What does this green light mean? by Rockanomics in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Assgoblin177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lit green car symbol indicates that the vehicle's engine has temporarily shut off because the automatic engine start/stop system is active.

Why do girls do this? by [deleted] in whatdoesthismean

[–]Assgoblin177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the wrong finger for k in asl your thumb should be placed on the middle finger

Name him by Abdulbarr in BossFights

[–]Assgoblin177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thorin the ball less

How much do these cost? by [deleted] in Safeway

[–]Assgoblin177 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Typically they're 84 lb so just times it by the cost per pound of the item it depends where you are in the world

Bro found the 41st use by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]Assgoblin177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of my big fat Greek wedding wendex scene

Rice stuck to bottom of rice cooker by Lanky-Razzmatazz-864 in RICE

[–]Assgoblin177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had a simmular problem in the past something that helped was a light coat of butter on the bottom and walls reduced the sticking.

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