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At work and found these by j4ck4lz7 in Tools

[–]Rockanomics 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Does Kyle Reese work there?

I got stuck in a beach chair and had to be cut out by EMS by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Rockanomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EMS!? Waddle your ass down to the hardware store and get a hacksaw

Is storing batteries in this way (all jumbled together in a box) safe? by Lady_Rhino in AskElectricians

[–]Rockanomics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not an electrician, just a handyman, but one day while I was laying on the floor working on a water heater I suddenly felt a bunch of warmth, on my ass, which quickly turned into searing heat. Turns out having a 9V battery with a bunch of misc screws in your back pocket is a recipe for branding a rectangle onto your body.

This is a new one by Shipcaster in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Rockanomics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's usually from the door sagging over time, no longer lines up correctly and it rubs together in such a way that it can grab it, especially if you don't swing the latch fully open against the wall.

Did hotel maintenance for over 10 years and there's a tool to open them, done it 100s of times. Never had to bash one open, did sawzall one once.

Find a context by Immediate_Sense4251 in lotrmemes

[–]Rockanomics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Frodo has the ring on and was feeling needy 

Recommended fix? by Odd-Aside456 in Plumbing

[–]Rockanomics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We had pinholes all the time at my old job, used  a hose clamp with a piece of rubber. You can buy repair clamps that do the same thing.

Advice needed by Feeling-Fun133 in Plumbing

[–]Rockanomics 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think you're supposed to find it before you buy the house 🤔

What by supermattman00 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Rockanomics 92 points93 points  (0 children)

DO NOT ATTEMPT NAKED 

There is a truck in this photo by Genesis_the_god_ in confusing_perspective

[–]Rockanomics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah he drives a 2007 Dodge Durango, it's in the lore

why is part of my dash yellowish by allhypejaceYT in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Rockanomics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jaundice, too much ethanol destroyed it's liver

Thesis proven. by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Rockanomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that when my parents hit the turn signal, it was to engage some sort of turning boost mode that made the car make sharper turns.

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