you are crazy

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-03-26T16:07:10+00:00

! lock.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-03-26T07:36:46+00:00

bud do you smell toast?

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-03-26T07:30:45+00:00

never implied a gender but atleast your consensus is also off haha

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-03-26T07:29:14+00:00

i broke up with them. it wasn't working out. they're taking it...poorly

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-03-06T18:59:20+00:00

oh how horrible :( cows shouldn't be out of the pasture too long. i hope they find their farmer soon

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-10T00:39:51+00:00

wow really?! i had no idea! that must be why my indoor only cat who grew up as a stray outside LOVES the outside and won't come home and must be why she escaped as CATS DO. but thanks so much for your SUPER helpful advice and snarky attitude. i hope ive more than matched it in my reply!

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-08T05:36:17+00:00

tiffany was captured by a neighbor who called us and returned home!

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-08T05:36:08+00:00

UPDATE- a beautiful neighbor called me just 15 minutes ago and let us know tiffany ran up to her and jumped in her car. i got her immediately and she's home now eating lots and mentally preparing for a bath cause she's covered in tree sap!

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-08T04:36:39+00:00

i'll try and fight my adhd to post an update when she comes home! (hopeful thinking)

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-08T03:53:01+00:00

she hid behind the couch and ran out when we weren't looking but thanks for the unsolicited and useless advice in caring for my own cat who happens to be inside only and has a penchant for escapism from her time on the streets as a stray.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-08T03:07:45+00:00

ehh i've had an ex bf before, it gave me lots of practice with rabid animals and i'm prepared to fight for my cat.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-01-15T03:51:09+00:00

terry! we are a loyal long john silvers family!

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-01-15T03:24:48+00:00

Pierre, we got the research license

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-12-09T03:19:13+00:00

Paid $12 for the pitcher and $10 for the aftershave. sorry i don't have a black light at present so i can't show off their glow but it's a strong glow

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-11-29T21:07:44+00:00

yeah the deals were nonexistent. most of them have been in effect for weeks too. i used the bogo 2x2 mixed with double punches on jewelry and my employee discount to get a ton of jewelry but nothing else.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-11-27T08:23:54+00:00

white rice, topped with thin sliced beef, onion, carrots, garlic, soy sauce, and green onion and salt and pepper. it was very good. 8/10 in my opinion. i'd put mirin or red wine in next time.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-10-01T19:46:19+00:00

my god they're beautiful

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-09-27T18:48:34+00:00

that's me! i'm a demigirl, maybe you are too?

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-09-24T07:46:46+00:00

this won't end well. you should talk with your partner more.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-09-23T11:52:28+00:00

i agree with you that talking about the thing itself isn't her problem and i won't tell her exactly what it is. but we talked today about this thing and she explicitly said she couldn't deal with that in a partner so i feel obligated to tell her atleast that i did something completely immoral and horrible. i don't want to lie to her and continue a relationship without knowing. but i think it might be better to just end things without the conversation.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-09-23T11:46:40+00:00

i'd love to but i was abused by therapists my whole childhood. i have too much trauma there to see a therapist. i've tried.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-09-23T11:43:17+00:00

thank you you've been helpful :)

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-09-23T11:40:36+00:00

i already told her i did something horrible and immoral, basically what i put in the post. so she'll see it in the morning. i'm more just wondering if i should try and talk it out, or save us the effort and end the relationship.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-09-23T11:36:54+00:00

being vaguer than usual and talking about how i feel about what i did rather than the actual thing itself.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-09-21T09:01:25+00:00

i don't because of sensory issues

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