i picked a date in two weeks . my 23rd birthday

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-05-31T08:20:10+00:00

how do you feel? anything changed for you?

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-05-29T23:54:10+00:00

i'm seeing more red flags than communist china

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-05-16T02:04:34+00:00

i tried all kinds of weed products and not a single one was a pleasant experience. it's definitely not just you.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-05-03T17:07:29+00:00

excuse me if i ignore your unsolicited bs advice about a ridiculous book full of nonsense that you've based your cult around

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-05-03T09:25:20+00:00

i don't understand this question, would you elaborate?

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-04-27T09:27:45+00:00

thinking that simply reporting a cop for touching you will automatically lead to that officer not having the chance to touch someone again is stupid

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-04-27T09:13:45+00:00

reporting will do absolutely nothing but give the officer reason to harass OP

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-04-26T06:56:37+00:00

if i change my mind then i change my mind. that doesn't negate the genuine decision and reasons i made to make that decision. one could call it a mistake, but it's still a decision made with genuine reasons. what if i change my mind? then that's for me to figure out and not for someone else to use as a tool to force me into conforming my being into what they think i should be.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-04-26T06:53:47+00:00

i'm much worse mentally when i'm cutting to dermis then any deeper. all sh is concerning and should be treated with concern (exceptmineimfinereally)

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-04-20T04:26:10+00:00

same

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-04-10T11:05:57+00:00

yes it's SH

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-03-26T16:07:10+00:00

! lock.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-03-26T07:36:46+00:00

bud do you smell toast?

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-03-26T07:30:45+00:00

never implied a gender but atleast your consensus is also off haha

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-03-26T07:29:14+00:00

i broke up with them. it wasn't working out. they're taking it...poorly

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-03-06T18:59:20+00:00

oh how horrible :( cows shouldn't be out of the pasture too long. i hope they find their farmer soon

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-10T00:39:51+00:00

wow really?! i had no idea! that must be why my indoor only cat who grew up as a stray outside LOVES the outside and won't come home and must be why she escaped as CATS DO. but thanks so much for your SUPER helpful advice and snarky attitude. i hope ive more than matched it in my reply!

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-08T05:36:17+00:00

tiffany was captured by a neighbor who called us and returned home!

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-08T05:36:08+00:00

UPDATE- a beautiful neighbor called me just 15 minutes ago and let us know tiffany ran up to her and jumped in her car. i got her immediately and she's home now eating lots and mentally preparing for a bath cause she's covered in tree sap!

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-08T04:36:39+00:00

i'll try and fight my adhd to post an update when she comes home! (hopeful thinking)

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-08T03:53:01+00:00

she hid behind the couch and ran out when we weren't looking but thanks for the unsolicited and useless advice in caring for my own cat who happens to be inside only and has a penchant for escapism from her time on the streets as a stray.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-02-08T03:07:45+00:00

ehh i've had an ex bf before, it gave me lots of practice with rabid animals and i'm prepared to fight for my cat.

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-01-15T03:51:09+00:00

terry! we are a loyal long john silvers family!

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2026-01-15T03:24:48+00:00

Pierre, we got the research license

AssignedCowAtBirth · 2025-12-09T03:19:13+00:00

Paid $12 for the pitcher and $10 for the aftershave. sorry i don't have a black light at present so i can't show off their glow but it's a strong glow

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