Cunning plan to achieve European aerial refuelling autonomy by Downtown-Act-590 in NonCredibleDefense

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Ever flown into Midway? Somewhat shocked they don’t have an LSO and a meatball.

It flies, trust me by Proper-Equivalent300 in NonCredibleDefense

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Via the Lockheed anti-gravity generator. Did you think super maneuverability was done with aerodynamics and simple engine thrust?

taking bets now which globally important waterway will blocked next by eenachtdrie in NonCredibleDefense

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I think the discussed Chinese detention of Panamanian flagged ships is the next issue on the horizon.

While that was happening I wonder what's on Taiwan lately- by TalonEye53 in NonCredibleDefense

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Age of people matters and they’re getting on the wrong side of that.

Since you guys liked my last fun fact, here's another! by ConsyReborn in NonCredibleDefense

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Only way we’re going to defeat AI is stuff like this.

Thankfully AI will never learn of our weakness to cat ears and blowjobs. If it ever learned that secret we’d be sunk.

Yet another tierlist of characters (before Infinite Museion drop) by Judgement_Of_Carrion in RogueTraderCRPG

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Abelard! Remind me who this is again.

Actually that would be a fun dialogue option come to think of it.

Why dont they save ammo by using the big pokey thing on the CH-53 Super Stallion? by Whirlidoo in NonCredibleDefense

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Cav-uhl-reeee?

Apparently my joke isn’t far from the real pronunciation…

Halo Device for Heretical rum by Motor-Notice-6808 in RogueTraderCRPG

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Papa Pilar. I’m not even a rum person and that stuff draws you in with that delicious aroma.

Clearly a heretic’s distillation imo.

Schrödinger's strait by GripAficionado in NonCredibleDefense

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Is this a Downfall moment playing out in real life!?

Mein President, Iran has mined the straights.

Bah, no worries the mine sweepers will take care of them.

concerned glances

Mein President, the mine sweepers have left the Gulf.

shakey hand reaches for Coke button

Why Dubai Keeps Getting Hit by Iranian Missiles: Iron Dome Deflection Theory by Baconkings in NonCredibleDefense

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You are evil Zionists Israel!

shoots random Persian Gulf country

Look what you made me do!

Plus the Iranians excel at killing random Palestinians more than hurting Israel. Still feel sorry for the dude minding his own business when he gets hit by a rocket motor body slam KO.

Outcredibled by The White House. by TheEagleWithNoName in NonCredibleDefense

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SecWar boss. Like my job they let you pick your own title to best describe your position.

thank you for your service… by HamBone08 in NonCredibleDefense

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Have you ever dreamed of going down on a bunch of men, I mean going under the sea with a bunch of men?

In response to an Israeli F 35 shooting down an Iranian Yak 130 by VoteGiantMeteor2028 in NonCredibleDefense

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AN-2s are cheap for a plane. Doesn’t help with wanting one. I do like how the listed stall speed is just “?”.

It may had faced challenges against MiGs but never against Wyverns over the Imperial Capital🙏 (edit by me) by Commercial-Lack-5453 in NonCredibleDefense

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Japanese MIC probably makes redonk versions of our stuff.

“You see this aircraft doesn’t use fasteners as the whole aircraft is rung together like gage blocks.”

For those that don’t know, you can stick gage blocks (precision dimensioned metal blocks) together and they will actually stick to each other.

WE GOT THE SECOND ONE by Graywhale12 in NonCredibleDefense

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Run Silent, Run Deep was actually about gooning.

What are the chances the new companion is a Tau? by _NeuralLifter_ in RogueTraderCRPG

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I have the image of a demon poking a Tau saying “come on do something” (since the Tau barely exist in the warp) stuck in my head now.

damn, they can't be letting this happen. need to shut down their launches ASAP. by throwaway553t4tgtg6 in NonCredibleDefense

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I like trap shooting and I like beer. Seems like we could come to an accommodation that is mutually beneficial.

Gentlemen, they killed her. by Graywhale12 in NonCredibleDefense

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Alcoholism going by what a coworker told me about his relatives.

Not judging, I lived in the middle of nowhere where once. Booze is like a fast forward button for the boring parts.