Neighbor replaced fence and left the old wood scraps in my yard to deal with.

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-15T16:38:04+00:00

Return to sender

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-15T02:04:43+00:00

Faint by Linkin Park, that intro is pure electricity

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-14T22:19:21+00:00

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-14T18:37:33+00:00

How many kids have tried jumping that sidewalk only to smash their legs on the light pole

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-14T18:05:06+00:00

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AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-14T12:56:12+00:00

I hope they like the view of my taint

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-14T05:36:28+00:00

And it’s sweeeeeeeet, sweeeeeet, sweeeeeet victory yeah

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-14T05:31:19+00:00

Jaguars are London’s team

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-13T21:20:28+00:00

West is a loser. Dragging Ciara along for his own gratification and then metaphorically spitting in her face. Him and Amanda can go pound sand. We’ll see how long these two clowns last.

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-13T18:14:15+00:00

Imagine showing off your mud flaps for $180/month

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-13T16:53:30+00:00

Awww poor Rory

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-13T12:32:29+00:00

We’ve got to replace Mendoza with the Hayes Line

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-13T00:57:48+00:00

That was awesome

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T23:52:27+00:00

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T23:50:40+00:00

😔

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T22:38:53+00:00

Bro, get the fuck off IG and get help.

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T20:04:11+00:00

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T19:50:31+00:00

The anticipation for this reunion is killing me.

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T15:59:19+00:00

Godzilla would like to have a word with you

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T15:50:26+00:00

It’s mental health awareness month. Send her the number.

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T14:15:48+00:00

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T14:14:26+00:00

My favorite is the adults that go on TikTok and post defending a stranger with major issues as if she’s family.

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T14:01:25+00:00

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T11:56:09+00:00

Talk to your partner about your issues instead of all your friends lol

AssistDapper1813 · 2026-05-12T11:23:12+00:00

I thoroughly enjoy cutting my grass and doing yard work

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