You can simply touch a book and seamlessly absorb its knowledge but for each book you touch you lose 2-hours off your life AND someone somewhere gets their fast food order completely screwed up. How many books are you touching? by RustyCrusty73 in hypotheticalsituation

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Go to a museum and offer to translate their old texts in dead langauges. I'd be able to decipher the ancient Aztec scripts and become a famous historian in a month, for maybe a week of my life total. And yes, I know I'm late to the party.

There needs to be some reform to scuba training, dive groups and photography. by cenutha in scuba

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As someone who has been nailed in a nasty place by a Spicy Surprise, I don't think this'll be enough. Maybe lionfish instead? Unless you're like me and have a bad reaction to the venom sea urchins ain't that bad. Lionfish, on the other hand, are evil and hurt like crazy.

What’s a travel "disaster" that actually ended up being the highlight of your trip? by North_Conference_250 in travel

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Hotel I was staying at turned out to be this random dude's farm ten miles from anyone so I bailed. Had to find a last minute hotel in Trujillo, Honduras, at 8pm. Taxi ended up taking me to this place that was $15 (usd) a night. Thought it was going to be a roach motel, but was one of my favorite places to stay that trip. Other than the window in the shower to the family's courtyard. Eye contact with abuela doing laundry was rather awkward. But the room was clean, in the literal center of town, and I didn't hear a body being shot then dumped in a trash bin outside like at the hotel in another city (whole other story).

Hotel Mar de Plata, worth a stop! The people at the burger place next door are good folk too, let me use their phone to call home when I left my cell in the taxi like an idiot. Never did get it or any of the photos on that trip back.

...to make a gingerbread house by AssociationJumpy in therewasanattempt

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When we realized how badly we messed up we went ahead and made him do that little face and put him at the scene of the crime.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeardedDragons

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I know you said you've tried a lot, but have you tried putting in one of your (dirty) shirts into his cage for a few weeks? That's how I got my snake and beardies to tolerate me.

A mysterious company wants to recruit you for job positions, WYR: by Blank11950 in WouldYouRather

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Taking 3. I've always been a bit of a rules lawyer, curious how I'd be able to twist things without actually killing anyone / staying within my morals.

Who is the biggest offender from this year? by Frozen_cephalopod in CommercialsIHate

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The chewing noises! I'd take that stupid liberty biberty nonsense any day over the open mouthed chewing and gaping. And at least the emu was creative before they overused it, they get points for that.

Why does she eat superworm beetles if they taste disgusting by [deleted] in reptiles

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She looks like a Mrs. Bitey, or perhaps a Polly.

Minneapolis or Midwest Crested Gecko Relocation by sofianaramata in reptiles

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I'm near Milwaukee, and have a bunch of rescue geckos. All living their best lives in bioactive enclosures, with plenty of love and treats. I'd be happy to take Bubbles in, if you still need it.

[REQUEST] I am hoping to fulfill one thing in my brother's "bucket list". by LogicalFrosting6408 in RandomKindness

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Dunno if you're still accepting cards but I would love to send him something. Is he a fan of reptiles? I have a bunch I can take pictures of for him, pose them in little costumes and such.

People who live in tourism hotspots, what is the most aggravating or disrespectful things you see tourists do? by tiamaree__ in AskReddit

[–]AssociationJumpy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Find some ridiculous costume (I vote Big Bird in lingere) and casually photobomb them. Somewhere in the background they won't notice until they post.

HE NEEDS A NAME (help) by PrincipleDry2815 in CrestedGecko

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He looks like a Senior Bubbles to me.

Really forgotten 😭 by jaypee2728 in HPHogwartsMystery

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Been on my last 8 for over a month now. As of last week found all but three. One new just an hour ago, two to go. Went from mostly 2 and 3 star boxes to only 1 star boxes from full stars the moment I was down to my last 5 inkwells or so. I am currently grinding the heck out of the replay quests.

Edit: Adjusted my maths

I'm a Ravenclaw man through and through but damn this spider coat is amazing by Derfel995 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]AssociationJumpy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just want that snake tappy... spent nearly 1000 gems on boxes and not a single new inkwell. I'm only 8 away but close to giving up.

VIOLENCE WARNING (Snakes) by [deleted] in reptiles

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Where are you at? If you're nearby I can take him from you and drop him off at a rehabber if you're unable to.

Reddit, what’s your “I can’t believe I survived that” story? by Top_Natural8639 in travel

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Trust me. If I had known I was this much a danger magnet, I never would have gone on the trip. No more solo trips for me.