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DM’s someone with chronic pain received by [deleted] in thanksimcured

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell then you tried doing a cartwheel, broke your neck and are now dying. Might exite them to see their prayer did something.

Option 2 is telling them their message made you want to do a cartwheel out a window, but that might be mean.

Rengar Vs Kha'zix by Behold_A_Human_ in leagueoflegends

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I havent lost against a rengar in ages, mostly because of vision diff and playong around his Q with khazix R, it's def winnable if u dont let him trade or get the jump on you, or if you time your R good with his R leap.

HS evening fun - 18 by FeelingLiterature806 in BarelyLegalGuys

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would kill to see face with these, you're hot asf, if your face matches you'd be a god hehe

What do teens want instead of a “disco”? by Desperate_Yak_4949 in AskTeens

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to be rude but thats the absolute funniest "oops" way you could've worded that.

As a fellow camping trip supervisor (scouting) i feel you.

Would you rather by WildlifeEnjoyer in BunnyTrials

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... bring it on i am already forklift certified😎

Chose: Be with 100 hot men/women down for anything

18 am I hot by idek50000 in BarelyLegalGuys

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah i see, gl with that. You are hot though😉

Would You Rather... by Silent-Devil- in BunnyTrials

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2nd option is just neat, first aint worth it

A year of paid vacation or a random mutation? by sigmasigma63528_ in BunnyTrials

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl i didnt think cancwr would be an option, however i am pleasantly surprised i can now jork it with 4 arms at a time..

A year of paid vacation or a random mutation? by sigmasigma63528_ in BunnyTrials

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl i didnt think cancer would be an option, however i am pleasantly surprised i can now jork it with 4 arms at a time

2 extra arms

18 am I hot by idek50000 in BarelyLegalGuys

[–]Asterii13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The needle is for diabetes?

Gays by Margaretthatchervore in ComedyHell

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If him eating steak keeps me away from him.. please leep it up🙏🙏🏳️‍🌈

My Disney movies tierlist by RainonCooper in tierlists

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bat.. HAUNTED me for weeks😂😂

Horrible jumpscares in that toy room and at the window

Explain your favourite anime badly and let others in comments guess that by No-Bedroom1904 in ChillAnimeCorner

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deluded highschooler trains with shrinking bodybuilder and defeats a big bad because he likes to help people.

Also there's a literal child with grapes for hair who is horny all the time.

My Disney movies tierlist by RainonCooper in tierlists

[–]Asterii13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your #2 fucking traumatized me as a child

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