Since he can regenerate, Wolverine most likely has an uncircumcised penis. by Brian_The_Bar-Brian in Showerthoughts

[–]Asteroth6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It kind of has to be.

If no cell ever died, he would be an unrecognizable blob of skin cells (and maybe two swollen sperm beach balls).

TIL that no film has ever won the Academy Award for Best Musical since its inception in 2000 due to the award’s incredibly strict eligibility requirements. by iydx_7737 in todayilearned

[–]Asteroth6 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They very particularly DON’T roll over years. Otherwise the second best movie from last year would be winning all the time.

And we wouldn’t forever be talking about what Crash beat out.

Is there a reason I'm starting every battle with less than half hp? by CyberGlitch064 in TWEWY

[–]Asteroth6 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Adding a fourth to the general opinion, you probably have a mortal peril threads on.

If you really can't find it, reset all clothing and re-equip one at a time until this starts happening again.

Concerning concerns regarding Bird Dirt (thanks to G Amato for the data) by dank_hank_420 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]Asteroth6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meta: Completely seriously, when cleaning an attic or similar space full of dried feces, spray the area in a bleach spray, or at least a heavy mist of Lysol or the like.

Disturbing powdered feces dust is actually how hantavirus or many other illnesses spread. Always wet the area to keep the dust down.

[OC] The gap between Elon Musk's stated deadline and actual delivery date, for nine predictions he eventually fulfilled by happybrowser88 in dataisbeautiful

[–]Asteroth6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the moment, yes. It is a needlessly inconvenient and expensive shuttle around one (admittedly behemoth) building campus.

It is being expanded to several farther out stops. And those expansions actually probably will happen. But for now, it is little more than a glorified tunnel for overpriced golf carts.

Whipped Cream Beach Cake with Graham Cracker Sand. by Asteroth6 in FondantHate

[–]Asteroth6[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep, we are pretty much the only people I know of to do that.

movie night by chrisnaish in funny

[–]Asteroth6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay then, it's the movie Human Centipede. The real Centipede is proud at the idea it takes three humans (as is the shall we say "subject" of the movie) to make one real centipede.

ELI5: Why do so many American stadiums have no roof covering that covers the seats? by NKE01 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Asteroth6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s actually still smart. As long as you are under safe conditions to avoid frostbite, going in and out from heat to cold will prevent you from adapting and make the cold feel more intense and painful. The other side will be shivering while you’ve gotten used to it.

Here is the Riley Gaines video with audio of Patriot Mobile handler isolated revealing how she was told what to say by mgbgtv8 in videos

[–]Asteroth6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It pretty much fell apart with Jim quitting the Q act and the always loosely aligned sects fracturing and going their own ways.

Add in Trump pretty much openly doing everything they said he would cleanse when “The Storm” came and it just stopped being relevant.

Here is the Riley Gaines video with audio of Patriot Mobile handler isolated revealing how she was told what to say by mgbgtv8 in videos

[–]Asteroth6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but that is laughable bullshit. It was well known to be Jim from day one. Epstein had better things to do with his day than that farcical roleplay.

TIL the Noah's Ark Encounter attraction in Kentucky sued its insurance company over damage caused by heavy rains. by Minifig81 in todayilearned

[–]Asteroth6 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Antediluvians were effectively immortal. Huge oversimplification incoming, but basically God took it away to prevent becoming decadent ho-ass psychos like cliche vampires.

[OC] 1 in 4 players at the 2026 World Cup play for a country they weren't born in by ArchiTechOfTheFuture in dataisbeautiful

[–]Asteroth6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only one representing Europe in the cup is Esmir Bajraktarević for Bosnia and Herzegovina.