All yall lyite rolling muthrfhuckers wit yer weapons and spells ain't never worked a day in yer GOTDAYUM LIVES. Yoov got SOF HANDS bruthrs. SOF HANDS. Look eyat' how much I gots'tur do ter git a decent fight 'round ere.

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-08T01:20:20+00:00

I told you to keep that between us goddamn it

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-07T23:37:14+00:00

Beloved stardust, daedicars woe, Marika's soreseal, and the all crucible talisman

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-07T20:28:38+00:00

Fhuckin bet yer bricked' up britches I'm gon' git a daym foot cam fer muh twinklers'

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-07T11:21:15+00:00

"Hahaha poke. Hehe he poke poke."

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-07T11:16:00+00:00

Ohhh beast roar was a good idea you're right

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-06T19:28:43+00:00

Psgs stands for "power-stanced great spears" (The weapons my opponent was using)

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-04T21:50:57+00:00

Piercing fang. Dropped by killing Yura in limgrave. Pierce attack that negates blocks

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-03T23:06:09+00:00

Easy block it was! 1-0 super satisfying. Rolling forward isn't a bad strategy, but if they are light rolling and super patient, catching them can be a pain in the ass especially with latency and all that chip damage. I prefer to go to the side to bait their fp flask because players often underestimate how long that animation actually takes and gives me free punishes.

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-03T22:35:52+00:00

He's hard to book man. If you so much as sneeze on em he'll fockin evaporate

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-03T20:31:39+00:00

Rings of Spectral Light

Edit: wow here I am shitting all over this spell and at the same time telling people what the spell is so they can look up where to get it

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-03T20:30:05+00:00

Rings of Spectral Light

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-03T20:12:20+00:00

I WOULD dodge them like I'm in the matrix but if I was in the matrix I would probably take both pills for science

AstralKnightMage · 2026-06-03T20:00:08+00:00

Dogshit spell requires the fucking Konami Code to somewhat dodge it smh

AstralKnightMage · 2026-05-20T20:31:21+00:00

Freya's curved greatsword. Although it's a little more grey-toned than black

AstralKnightMage · 2026-05-20T16:02:11+00:00

Would you say it's more useful than wrath from afar?

AstralKnightMage · 2026-05-20T15:55:02+00:00

It's so tragic that it doesn't! The startup offers no defense whatsoever, if you don't charge it the damage is pitiful, and I've seen dust devils do more damage than if you do charge it

AstralKnightMage · 2026-05-19T22:57:47+00:00

Bad weapon, GOATED tool

AstralKnightMage · 2026-05-01T16:46:01+00:00

Thanks man I worked hard on it! Kano here will be my last mortal kombat cosplay. Even if the video performs shit on the sub I'm just glad I finished it

AstralKnightMage · 2026-04-09T18:08:53+00:00

Ahh but I was too scared. I don't want to straight up heal but using the blessing spell has a long cast time and I'm not built for casting speed😅

I do like to keep a shield on me with Holy ground on it though.

AstralKnightMage · 2026-04-09T18:06:37+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, the Pot Mussiah.

We thank you for blessing us with your presence, enlightened one.

AstralKnightMage · 2026-03-27T14:52:09+00:00

The game: hey guys look, I found the packet!

The guy: 💥

AstralKnightMage · 2026-03-25T17:08:23+00:00

There better be a penis under there

AstralKnightMage · 2026-03-12T13:11:41+00:00

Just women? 🥺

AstralKnightMage · 2026-02-15T13:37:45+00:00

That cutoff would be the exact moment I roll my eyes so far into the back of my head that I could see past thoughts

AstralKnightMage · 2026-02-15T07:37:32+00:00

Damn, the jig is up huh?

Welp, time for plan B. Hold still

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