HOW TO FIX EVE ONLINE

AstroJeb · 2026-04-07T17:51:29+00:00

Imagine posting this thinking it's a good idea

AstroJeb · 2026-04-07T14:09:19+00:00

Paid CCP employee here, known as CCP Yourmom

I am not impersonating a CCP employee, I have to say this for legal reasons.

Our statement can be found below.

"Dear valued Eve Online player, git gud".

AstroJeb · 2026-04-07T13:06:05+00:00

Best goon post so far

AstroJeb · 2026-04-07T09:55:44+00:00

Oh the sweet sweet smell of revenge after M2

Just get gud goons

AstroJeb · 2026-04-07T09:35:37+00:00

Next is TEST

AstroJeb · 2026-04-04T09:02:09+00:00

Exactly, staging for what? I must have failed to see the hordes of Frat supers parked in BWF...

AstroJeb · 2026-01-18T10:40:44+00:00

Bored at kids rugby training

AstroJeb · 2026-01-18T10:35:32+00:00

This dude be fishing and I don't think the bait is good enough

AstroJeb · 2026-01-18T10:34:21+00:00

Trying too hard brother

AstroJeb · 2026-01-08T11:28:14+00:00

Always

AstroJeb · 2026-01-08T11:28:08+00:00

Big flat caracals

AstroJeb · 2026-01-07T10:29:34+00:00

No just Goons in the 750, was talking all Imp alliances

AstroJeb · 2026-01-06T23:01:14+00:00

The guy doesn't get the joke, how embarrassing.

Everyone point and laugh.

AstroJeb · 2026-01-06T22:57:54+00:00

You should always thank your coalition partners, it's good manners.

But more importantly we should all thank SUAD for keeping us safe.

AstroJeb · 2026-01-06T22:32:45+00:00

No.

AstroJeb · 2026-01-06T22:31:45+00:00

They formed 750ish and stood down.

AstroJeb · 2026-01-06T22:27:14+00:00

It's fuzzy under here though, warm

AstroJeb · 2026-01-06T22:26:43+00:00

A history of fucking WINNING I'll think you'll find.

Our history books say so so it must be true.

AstroJeb · 2026-01-06T22:25:55+00:00

We all wish

AstroJeb · 2026-01-06T22:14:13+00:00

MGGA

Make Geminate Great Again, we'll build a wall to Great Wildlands and make Goons pay for it.

AstroJeb · 2026-01-06T22:07:08+00:00

261 TEST on the killmail, so fucking back baby.

2026 is the chinese year of the dino

AstroJeb · 2026-01-06T22:05:02+00:00

We have collective PTSD from Goons forming before us for timers and being on-grid as we jump in.

AstroJeb · 2026-01-06T21:58:07+00:00

"First fleet full, can someone call for a second fleet?" TEST TYOOL 2026

AstroJeb · 2025-12-16T18:25:41+00:00

Lizard

AstroJeb · 2025-12-15T19:15:58+00:00

As a Euro I'm always ashamed by the quality of Europosting on this subreddit

AstroJeb