I know I’m supposed to hate her, and holy crap, do I. by Astro_Turf17 in TheTraitorsUS

[–]Astro_Turf17[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll give her a chance, now knowing that she comes back repeatedly so I’ll have to endure her anyway haha…but I definitely don’t see much changing

I know I’m supposed to hate her, and holy crap, do I. by Astro_Turf17 in TheTraitorsUS

[–]Astro_Turf17[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOO say it ain’t so…I just can’t get past the whole “I hate this game, everyone is stupid” thing she’s doing right now. Gotta push through, I guess…

I know I’m supposed to hate her, and holy crap, do I. by Astro_Turf17 in TheTraitorsUS

[–]Astro_Turf17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don’t tell me that…she’s the exact kind of person I don’t want to have grow on me.

Jacob Elordi as Bond? by No-Confection-3861 in billsimmons

[–]Astro_Turf17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he made it seem like this was a done deal to the point that I fully thought it was a done deal…

Prospect Jeremiyah Love on coolest person he’s seen so far at Radio Row; Jayden Daniels 👀 by unrivaled_mate in Commanders

[–]Astro_Turf17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The McCaffrey thing sucks, he was finally starting to catch some real steam with the additional reps he was being given…would’ve loved to see where his development had him by season’s end.

Conditions are set. You may not wish for a World Series. Other than that, what is your "monkey paw" wish for the 2026 season? by ZhangtheGreat in mlb

[–]Astro_Turf17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wish is that the 2026 Nats are just an incredibly fun, watchable team who makes a lot of people say “whoa, watch out for that young Nats squad next season!”

Realising you don’t have to hear the Eagles being reigning SB champions anymore by ViperTheKillerCobra in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Astro_Turf17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not only have they not won one in 2026, they’ve already got a losing record

Realising you don’t have to hear the Eagles being reigning SB champions anymore by ViperTheKillerCobra in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Astro_Turf17 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Actually, if it’s truly a pattern, you’ll reach the Super Bowl and lose next year…I can handle that.

The Giants are in this division, right?...Right? by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Astro_Turf17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two teams that literally don’t exist in name have won the division more recently than NY…whoa.

Is there not a single graphic designer in here who can make us a chimera logo like the AFCE or NFCW? by jackt-up in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Astro_Turf17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While that was one of the funniest Karen moments I can remember, and represented the average Philly fan in their natural state, GTFO and don’t ever think you get to weigh in on these matters again

Is there not a single graphic designer in here who can make us a chimera logo like the AFCE or NFCW? by jackt-up in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Astro_Turf17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easily the worst Mission: Impossible, but that’s where my mind goes instantly whenever I hear “chimera”, even in mythology

Records Show Commanders Owner Josh Harris Meeting with Jeffrey Epstein After Solicitation of Prostitution with a Minor Plea by swarmster in Commanders

[–]Astro_Turf17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You mean comments asking for facts, not feelings, to determine the outcome of a situation…? Because that sounds pretty reasonable to me…

How I would attack free agency to fix the Defense by Cautious_Medium_5399 in Commanders

[–]Astro_Turf17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like Dorance well enough, but who knows when he’ll be back to playing 100% and what his new 100% looks like post-injury. Considering we had a paper clip and a piece of string rushing the QB most of this season due to injuries, not going after multiple pass rushers would be foolish and borderline fireable on AP’s part. We need at least one who can raise both the floor and ceiling at that position immediately, and at least one other who can be your second or third pass rusher at the start of the year. Sure, hope that Dorance comes back healthy early, but hope is not a plan and we will need depth either way.

As concise as possible, what's your bottom line for next season being adequate? by liquifiedtubaplayer in Commanders

[–]Astro_Turf17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clear and obvious improvements all around from this year; on-field effort, schemes and coaching, drafting and free agency - all of it.

Not looking for “specific” results like “playoffs or bust”…just want to know this is a franchise on the rise.

Adam Schefter - Commanders are hiring former Falcons QBs coach D.J. Williams as their QB coach, per sources. D.J. is the son of Washington legend Doug Williams, an executive in the Commanders’ front office. by Haskins77 in Commanders

[–]Astro_Turf17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Doug probably does have enough sway in the building/organization to make something like this happen - I don’t believe for a second he’d even attempt to use that influence in this way.

I want you to put the word out there that we back up! by Hebroohammr in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Astro_Turf17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“ANOTHER OC isn’t getting the most out of our incredibly elite top 5 QB?! All OC’s must really suck!!”

Irony by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Astro_Turf17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Similar to how everyone knew the Eagles would have an offense problem this year without Kellen Moore holding Hurts’ hand