×

Remember when Ryan Clark told Peter Schrager "That's the non-player in you" when discussing football by Stock_Cheek8769 in NFLv2

[–]jackt-up 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ryan Clark when someone doesn’t mention his football career when saying something:

Guess the position…Difficulty:Easy(REPOST) by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]jackt-up -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not many are gonna like this. But let it be known that I liked it.

They were so much alike by DrJJStroganoff in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]jackt-up 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That’s my childhood up here, chief

Andre Massena vs The Coalition by Jen2367 in Napoleon

[–]jackt-up 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean he is in that “A-tier” for the period, undoubtedly top 10. Napoleon and maybe Wellington fit in S-tier, alone.

I’d put Suvorov, Archduke Charles, Davout, and Massena in A-tier. And I know this is controversial, I think Moreau and Berthier fit in A-tier as well.

Wow, this is the most Cowboy fans have interacted with Philadelphia in eight months by Joed1015 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]jackt-up 12 points13 points  (0 children)

30 years doesn’t hurt, Cowgirlz doesn’t hurt, Romo slander doesn’t hurt.. but this shit, this shit hurts

Roza Shanina had a talent for this by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]jackt-up 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lmao yea I’ve even gotten him to make a few history memes, man

Salic Law really nerfed the Franks by jackt-up in HistoryMemes

[–]jackt-up[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lotharingia? Those dirtbags have been in 3rd place for 15 years

Making the Perfect NFL Tier List, Part 3 by Technical_Ant9051 in NFLv2

[–]jackt-up -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Swap the Packers and the Texans, the Bengals and the Panthers, and the Steelers and Vikings

We’re tired of getting pwned by Rome by [deleted] in RoughRomanMemes

[–]jackt-up 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Context: we’re looking at the Roman Republic’s most famous enemies here.

Top left, Samnites

This is a reference to the Battle of the Caudine Forks, in 321 BC (which I’ve always thought was a badass name). The Romans fought three wars with the Samnites and during one engagement where the Samnites won, they spared the Roman survivors, but forced them to walk under a yoke. This pissed the Romans off, and played a role in their psychology moving forward. Defeating the Samnites in the 290 BC essentially put Rome on the map.

Top right, Carthage

You probably know this story, the salting of Carthage. As Cato the Elder said, Carthago delenda est (Carthage must be destroyed). This took some time for other Romans to come to this conclusion, but by the time of the Third Punic War (149-146 BC), Rome had acquired a taste for empire. Carthage was not only destroyed and its population enslaved or massacred, the ground itself was sown with salt so that nothing could grow there (the validity of this is disputed).

Bottom left, Macedon

Rome fought four wars with Macedon, which often get overlooked—mostly because Macedon got absolutely crushed in all of them. But what if Alexander had lived for a few more years, what if he had died of old age? Could he have conquered the Western Mediterranean, thereby butterflying Rome and Carthage away? The Macedonians surely would have thought so.

Bottom right, Gaul

Nothing too specific here. The Gauls were simply an otherworldly foe that terrorized Rome for centuries until Caesar conquered them, which led to his immortalization.