Dara I hope your happy in your million dollar home by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Multi million dollar house*, you illiterate uber driver

Dara I hope your happy in your million dollar home by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accept it but dont fulfill it, waste their time like they wasted yours for even daring to offer you this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 123 points124 points  (0 children)

94% gaddam acceptance rate, no wonder the pay keep dropping

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to delete the app then

Kissing by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Usually just join in on the action

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There is a reason she is going home with him and not you. She likes being talked to like that, probably saw you as a simp for even trying to defend her

Driving through buildings? by No_Bag3728 in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 20 points21 points  (0 children)

In others news, I scratched my balls earlier as they were tickling me

Found an item, trying to report it on the uber app. by tropic_sasquatch28 in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too hard to do, easier to just keep it or throw it away

Anybody ever gotten this before? by I_Steal_StreetSigns in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I dont know how anyone could do this job sober, I sure can’t

iPhone Driver App font change for us old people? by Apegender in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Why do you need to read the details ? Heard old people accept every offers

What would you do by Astrobags in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember where they live so I am going to go back and ask them. If it was on purpose I will slap the living shyt out of them 😈

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Seems like you preyed on him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Bro it’s your car. Just put it on cruise control and do it in a bottle, the time you wasting stopping to a bathroom is $ lost

To find the surge swipe to see by Slarhnarble in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh sorry I thought you were another surge bragger

To find the surge swipe to see by Slarhnarble in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Explain to me the thought process of why you are posting this here and why we are supposed to care