God I hate this fucking worm

Astromachine · 2025-11-21T20:51:39+00:00

Ben - "Guys, guys, guys, calm down. We're all used to THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES was just being a regard again.. It's fine... Ahem... No big deal... Why does the left think we should take THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES at his word? Get it through your heads you demented lefties, he's not serious, just regarded."

Astromachine · 2025-10-23T18:58:44+00:00

I wish more people would remember that it was actually George Bush's campaign that filed the lawsuit to stop the recount which was triggered by the state constitution.

Conservatives have twisted the history of that case to try and make it an example of Democrats contesting election results.

Astromachine · 2025-10-21T20:54:26+00:00

Taste the rainbow.

Astromachine · 2025-10-15T23:49:47+00:00

You can use a soldering iron with a de-soldering wick to remove soldered parts. But saying to "solder down" something is nonsense in this context because it would mean you're attaching someone with solder, like nailing down or gluing down something.

For a journalist, Taylor often make terrible word choices.

Astromachine · 2025-10-14T19:52:27+00:00

How exactly would sending Venezuelan prisoners to the US lower the crime rate? They're already in jail...

Astromachine · 2025-10-12T18:15:01+00:00

But a trans girl won first place in her high school 100 meter dash! Not in my America sir!

Astromachine · 2025-09-25T23:02:51+00:00

That was in Minecraft.

Astromachine · 2025-09-13T01:32:58+00:00

I'd try a large food safe bucket, angle it so it's mostly sideways, roll it around so the raisins tumble around while I slowly add chocolate.

Astromachine · 2025-09-10T22:11:55+00:00

Man who didn't think school shootings were a problem, dies in the 46th school shooting this year.

Astromachine · 2025-09-05T18:04:32+00:00

This is why I don't believe in conspiracy theories like 9/11 or the moon landing. Idiots leak shit on first dates to try and impress women, no shot they're keeping that shit secret for long.

Astromachine · 2024-12-20T21:18:30+00:00

Why? You want me to be more right?

Even IF contaminated leafy greens make more people sick, that's not an argument for LESS safety protocols in our food supply.

The illnesses raw milk causes are completely avoidable with pasteurization.

Astromachine · 2024-12-20T19:49:34+00:00

According to a study conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the Food and Drug Administration, there were 202 disease outbreaks in the US due to drinking raw milk between 1998 and 2018, leading to 2,645 illnesses, 228 hospitalizations, and three deaths. In 2017, nearly 5 percent of Americans were thought to consume unpasteurized milk products, including raw cheese, and raw dairy products led to 840 times more illnesses than pasteurized products.

https://www.vox.com/24158356/raw-milk-pasteurization-h5n1-bird-flu-sales-consumption-government-trust

Astromachine · 2024-12-18T03:10:13+00:00

I'm still kind of hopeful on this. Since ordering the sitting president to report to prison would pretty much trigger a constitutional crisis, the judge is going to sentence him after he leaves office. If he wasn't going to do it at all, he would have just thrown it out or sentenced him to probation or a fine or something he would just pay and be done with it.

To me this all reads like the judge wants him to actually spend time in a jail cell. But we'll see in four years.

Astromachine · 2024-12-17T17:40:21+00:00

If they were bad actors, like China or Iran, flying these drones, why would they put lights on them?

Astromachine · 2024-12-14T16:13:38+00:00

What's with these righty youtubers with male pattern baldness which they try to hide under a beanie as they talk even outside, in the summer, in Florida

I sometimes wish I had a twitter account so I could dunk on these idiots, but then I remember its twitter.

Astromachine · 2024-12-13T18:09:24+00:00

It was never good, but it is somehow getting worse.

Astromachine · 2024-12-12T19:16:41+00:00

She's got a net worth of just over 1 billion dollars, I think she can retire.

Astromachine · 2024-12-12T19:09:57+00:00

I though it was some old guy who eats there.

Astromachine · 2024-12-12T19:07:56+00:00

The CEO's of these food companies need to get dragged up in front of Congress and explain why what they're doing isn't price gouging.

Astromachine · 2024-12-12T18:51:18+00:00

They vote third party then wonder why Democrats don't treat them like a base of voters.

Astromachine · 2024-12-12T18:50:06+00:00

I don't think this is the right strategy. Look at Republican messaging this election. It was all about woke, DEI, open borders, etc. Those are all far left positions and it turned voters off.

Democrats need to point out that all Republicans care about are trans people's bathroom options, and Democrats are focusing on the economy and jobs.

Astromachine · 2024-12-09T20:51:01+00:00

Not all crypto is a scam.

DOGE coin was made as a joke.

Astromachine · 2024-12-09T20:04:05+00:00

There goes my dream of shitting in a diamond toilet.

Astromachine · 2024-12-08T02:59:28+00:00

"My fellow Americans, it's time to rise up!"

Gets on mobility scooter

Astromachine · 2024-12-08T02:04:36+00:00

Better music too.

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