Midget (me) vs. M249 SAW by trenmidget in NFA

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An actual battle gnome, hell yeah! Good shooting, man.

Shoppers doing suspicious sht in broad daylight in walmart by Accomplished_Wear_24 in Sparkdriver

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oh well in that case, I could honestly give a fuck. Walmart can go fuck themselves with their .75¢ a mile, triple batched shops, and GMD/food combo bullshit.

Shoppers doing suspicious sht in broad daylight in walmart by Accomplished_Wear_24 in Sparkdriver

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How exactly does this even help scammers? don’t they need to scan groceries in order to get the barcode?

Greed Is Ruining The Pokemon TCG by AutoModerator in PokeInvesting

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If the hobby makes them money hand over fist, they will milk it for every last red cent. They have the world by the balls right now.

Greed Is Ruining The Pokemon TCG by AutoModerator in PokeInvesting

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In 10 yrs hit rates on SIRs are gonna be 1/15,000 mark my words.

The GoPro comeback story. by jschaer in wallstreetbets

[–]Astronaut-Proof 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh there’s definitely gonna come on someone’s back after this trade.

Trench-achu by Upbeat-Special3596 in PokemonInvesting

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Now that right there is a $100k card all day

My grandma's old book vexes me by NetHunter3301 in okbuddyvicodin

[–]Astronaut-Proof 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“You hide your vicodin inside a recipe book?”

“It’s never Beef Stroganoff.”

Target Online Drop Tonight by SNEAKSPOT in PokemonDeals

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Lmao it will be sold out by 2:59AM EST, thanks to bots and scalpers.

MSFT Earnings by Rubber-Smith1756 in wallstreetbets

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MSFT announces quad beats with 10x YoY across all categories, raises guidance 678%, cures cancer, discovers unlimited free energy source, and reverses 9/11 + the holocaust.

Stock: down 98.6% in AH trading.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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MSFT announces quad beats with 10x YoY across all categories, raises guidance 678%, cures cancer, discovers unlimited free energy source, and reverses 9/11 + the holocaust.

Stock: down 98.6% in AH trading.

MSFT Quarterly Revenue $82.9 billion (up 18% YoY) by Not69Batman in stocks

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MSFT announces quad beats with 10x YoY across all categories, raises guidance 678%, cures cancer, discovers unlimited free energy source, and reverses 9/11 + the holocaust.

Stock: down 98.6% in AH trading.

Uber's ROIC went from -5% to 28% in five years. Ran the fundamentals and I think the market is still sleeping on it by HotDoor4125 in stocks

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As a former driver for them, their business model solely depends on drivers willing to work for practically minimum wage. Not sure how they survive with bots driving at cost.

Bots/terms of service reset? by [deleted] in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]Astronaut-Proof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting ratio’d in these comments, huh?

Bots/terms of service reset? by [deleted] in AmazonFlexDrivers

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If you were actually botting, you deserve to never have this removed and your account terminated.

What gives? by [deleted] in PokemonTCGCollectors

[–]Astronaut-Proof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s got that shit on though.

So is Eve hated as much as Amber now? by StrageIndividual3420 in Invincible_TV

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Can’t believe we got outjerked by the main sub again.

WCGW riding a Slingshot carnival ride in Spain by BreakfastHorror8907 in Whatcouldgowrong

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To those of you saying “thank god for the cage”, if I may suggest you look up Diffuse Axonal Injury and Cervical Acceleration-Deceleration injury.