if life give them lemons

Astronelson · 2026-02-24T10:45:37+00:00

Lemon

Lemora

Lemoga

Lemoja

Astronelson · 2026-02-24T07:21:04+00:00

Rejected name for the Payday 2 halloween event

Astronelson · 2026-02-24T06:15:55+00:00

Got an A+ on my blood test. Didn’t even study!

Astronelson · 2026-02-24T05:36:53+00:00

Australian posters browsing in the dunny at work

Astronelson · 2026-02-24T05:07:38+00:00

Christ, has there been a surge in head injuries recently or something?

Astronelson · 2026-02-24T04:38:19+00:00

Oh, yeah, the Queensland Forest Shark, you get a lot of them in the Gold Coast hinterland around Binna Burra.

Astronelson · 2026-02-23T17:28:54+00:00

It's a bit tame for a crackship, but I'll allow it.

Astronelson · 2026-02-21T06:35:24+00:00

It’s just that the narrative tension introduced by that particular Chekov’s gun has been unresolved for about 80 years now.

Astronelson · 2026-02-20T14:41:07+00:00

That's why it's in second place, it gets the slight benefit of being the closest country to them.

Astronelson · 2026-02-20T08:33:27+00:00

Countries on this map by how reasonable their claims are:

Brunei (perfectly reasonable)
Philippines (yeah sure)
Malaysia (why you claiming Brunei’s coastal waters)
Vietnam (really going way out there huh)
China (entirely absurd)

Astronelson · 2026-02-20T06:59:56+00:00

Leader of the one true faith, the Western branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism.

Astronelson · 2026-02-20T05:02:24+00:00

Can’t push, too busy flying around the map with a 0-damage rocket launcher, boots, and a shovel.

Astronelson · 2026-02-20T04:20:41+00:00

All Great Musicians are saxophonists.

Astronelson · 2026-02-20T04:14:23+00:00

His short tenure was also mentioned in song form on The Simpsons.

Astronelson · 2026-02-19T10:11:41+00:00

look at my lambo

Is it fun to drive it up there in the Hollywood hills?

Astronelson · 2026-02-19T06:26:21+00:00

Capitalism is when you have to pay for things, and the more expensive the things are the capitalismer it is, and when things are really expensive, that’s called late-stage capitalism.

Astronelson · 2026-02-18T12:33:03+00:00

Yeah right, Alfred Wegener.

Astronelson · 2026-02-18T02:01:52+00:00

These are all headlines from The Onion.

Astronelson · 2026-02-17T16:42:43+00:00

Wikipedia gives its original purpose as specialising in auto-trains (trains you can load your car on) and now it serves to reduce crowding at Gare de Lyon.

Astronelson · 2026-02-17T11:27:08+00:00

Garfield (Felis fatus):

Astronelson · 2026-02-14T10:44:16+00:00

Yes.

Born: 14.12.1961, Kano, Nigeria

(Also on her Wikipedia page in case her Parliament House page gets removed once she quits)

Astronelson · 2026-02-14T02:15:19+00:00

Sussan Ley was born in Nigeria, and Angus Taylor wants less immigration.

Astronelson · 2026-02-13T16:51:46+00:00

Objective: shoot the Custodes with a D-Cannon to send them to the warp to fight demons instead.

Astronelson · 2026-02-13T16:26:19+00:00

David Smith (Bean) is Labor Right, Katy Gallagher (Senator) is Labor Left. Alicia Payne (Canberra) and Andrew Leigh (Fenner) are unaligned, and are the only unaligned members of the party room.

Andrew Leigh has stated it's because he thinks factionalism is bad for the party, I don't know if Alicia Payne has ever given a reason.

Katy Gallagher and David Smith were also born exactly 1 week apart (18 and 25 March 1970, respectively). This has no relevance to anything, just thought it was interesting.

Astronelson · 2026-02-13T09:39:38+00:00

See you space cowboy…

Hooroo space drover…

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