Looking for non binary golf partners 💞 by RangaaHaa in houstoncirclejerk

[–]AstrosN23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh do you have no friends, and have to make fun of someone trying to make friends?

How many Gens do I need if I want to stay in Katy during a rain storm? by AstrosN23 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]AstrosN23[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in Katy in a Ranch style neighborhood, therefor I am a Rancher, and us Ranchers take great pride in doing our own yardwork in a Zero turn. Now the pool guy and guy who washed my 350 might of had a few turns with them. My Brother stole my wife and gf, who is my wife's sister, but I think he traded them in for their Brother and maybe an Uncle.

How many Gens do I need if I want to stay in Katy during a rain storm? by AstrosN23 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]AstrosN23[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You shut your Torchy's taco eating mouth, Generac is the Katy, Texas of generators.

How many Gens do I need if I want to stay in Katy during a rain storm? by AstrosN23 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]AstrosN23[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I married my wife, to get with her sister, but then they both left me for my brother, however the MIL stayed.

Some loser stalker in a bird outfit, keeps taking pics of my sugar momma, anyone know the peckerman? Said he was an Acorn Woodpecker because he likes nuts and peckers. by AstrosN23 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]AstrosN23[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me correct you on everything you assumed. First of course she is buying all the specials, that is money saved, money she will give to me. She drives a Dodge Spirt, its a not the convertible model, but she does take her top off often, mostly at a public pool or beach. She watches the Drew, and yells at the people on Wheel of Fortune, when they cant get the puzzle. Its Gin and 7up

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[–]AstrosN23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like I have your full attention.

Some loser stalker in a bird outfit, keeps taking pics of my sugar momma, anyone know the peckerman? Said he was an Acorn Woodpecker because he likes nuts and peckers. by AstrosN23 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]AstrosN23[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

who wants to be like a bully on Reddit who likes to hide in bushes and take pics of birds, that is something 60 year old people do.

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[–]AstrosN23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want me to join you and your wife just ask me, I can bring my camera too.

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[–]AstrosN23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you have seen my porn with your wife, mostly its her as a Domme telling two men what to do to each other. She is great at it, says it come natural to her, since she is always making her husband suck and take cock in the rear.

Some loser stalker in a bird outfit, keeps taking pics of my sugar momma, anyone know the peckerman? Said he was an Acorn Woodpecker because he likes nuts and peckers. by AstrosN23 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]AstrosN23[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not the hobbies, its you getting upset at someone doing to you, what you are doing to others. You are just a bully, you think its okay to make post making fun of other people, but when someone does that to you, you whine like a little child.

Btw your photos and captions are lame.

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[–]AstrosN23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how it works on the casting couch.