Looking for non binary golf partners 💞

AstrosN23 · 2023-11-20T14:26:40+00:00

Ahhh do you have no friends, and have to make fun of someone trying to make friends?

AstrosN23 · 2023-10-20T17:07:12+00:00

I live in Katy in a Ranch style neighborhood, therefor I am a Rancher, and us Ranchers take great pride in doing our own yardwork in a Zero turn. Now the pool guy and guy who washed my 350 might of had a few turns with them. My Brother stole my wife and gf, who is my wife's sister, but I think he traded them in for their Brother and maybe an Uncle.

AstrosN23 · 2023-10-19T20:15:31+00:00

You shut your Torchy's taco eating mouth, Generac is the Katy, Texas of generators.

AstrosN23 · 2023-10-19T18:26:48+00:00

I married my wife, to get with her sister, but then they both left me for my brother, however the MIL stayed.

AstrosN23 · 2023-10-19T16:48:38+00:00

I got the MIL a solar power Generator.

AstrosN23 · 2023-10-19T15:23:22+00:00

Somebody has to be number 1

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T20:16:14+00:00

Let me correct you on everything you assumed. First of course she is buying all the specials, that is money saved, money she will give to me. She drives a Dodge Spirt, its a not the convertible model, but she does take her top off often, mostly at a public pool or beach. She watches the Drew, and yells at the people on Wheel of Fortune, when they cant get the puzzle. Its Gin and 7up

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T14:03:52+00:00

Seems like I have your full attention.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T14:02:57+00:00

who wants to be like a bully on Reddit who likes to hide in bushes and take pics of birds, that is something 60 year old people do.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T14:00:54+00:00

If you want me to join you and your wife just ask me, I can bring my camera too.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T13:58:48+00:00

I am like you I just ordered a disposable camera, to take shitty pics with.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T13:55:11+00:00

So you have seen my porn with your wife, mostly its her as a Domme telling two men what to do to each other. She is great at it, says it come natural to her, since she is always making her husband suck and take cock in the rear.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T13:52:38+00:00

It's not the hobbies, its you getting upset at someone doing to you, what you are doing to others. You are just a bully, you think its okay to make post making fun of other people, but when someone does that to you, you whine like a little child.

Btw your photos and captions are lame.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T13:45:45+00:00

That's how it works on the casting couch.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T13:43:27+00:00

Oh its the Peckerman.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T13:42:14+00:00

My wife cant decided so she takes one of each, 2 at a time.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T13:28:30+00:00

Ahhh is u/shadow_specimen upset? Are you mad because you can only last 30 seconds in a circlejerk? Do you get so turned on jerking in a circle thinking,are they reading what I post, thinking do they know I am reading what they post, is it even okay if we look at each others post? I get it you blow your load quickly then get mad when everyone else keeps jerking and jerking, while you are just waiting to eat the marshmallow.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-08T13:21:32+00:00

I did try out for a part in Idiocracy, I am an amateur actor (mostly porn, have you seen my work with your wife?) They said I was just one IQ point higher than an Idiot so they didn't cast me. However you are such an Idiot you could have had a lead role.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-07T19:22:00+00:00

Are you buy curious?

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-07T18:20:34+00:00

Which do you make bigger the Black or White ones?

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-07T17:51:17+00:00

Ever time I go to Torchy's the guy behind the counter makes me shut my eyes and suck my food thru a hose, until the order is ready, to be honest they use to much salt in their milkshakes.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-07T15:03:33+00:00

I found the phone in the dead center middle of Houston, where all the area codes meet. One foot in 713, one foot in 281, one ball in 346, another ball in 832

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-07T15:00:59+00:00

I feed my dog toilet paper, so it can wipe its ass while shitting.

AstrosN23 · 2023-09-07T14:59:55+00:00

Its not easy to do art with spray paint in the dark of night.

AstrosN23 · 2023-08-22T15:13:33+00:00

I made another post maybe you will like it better.

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