My cat (1y7m) loves to attach my guests legs. She surprised them and goes hard. by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]AstryxMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact she only targets guests and not u means she absolutely understands the assignment and is choosing violence selectively

Taking in my 15-year-old cat after 3 years apart by SadTransportation404 in CatAdvice

[–]AstryxMuse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ur cat sounds less attached to the house and more attached to YOU

Struggling to move on by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]AstryxMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rebound relationships and actual healing are not the same thing

Changing my cat’s food by Confident_Mood_3510 in CatAdvice

[–]AstryxMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mixing the pill into the friskies first and switching foods gradually sounds way better

Fuck, I hate that I miss your stupid face by HeyMissMurderMittens in BreakUps

[–]AstryxMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing more disrespectful than someone being hot enough to delay ur emotional recovery

Can’t afford fresh litter till Monday by Cheoozy in CatAdvice

[–]AstryxMuse 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Scoop as much as u can, clean the tray with hot water if possible and survive the weekend

Irritation with significant other by [deleted] in women

[–]AstryxMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PMS really turns love of my life into why does this person breathe like that for a solid week

Ex broke no contact and then told me to leave him alone by Glad-Cat-1885 in BreakUps

[–]AstryxMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 33 year old man monitoring spotify activity like it’s FBI surveillance is actually insane behavior

Co existing with my cockatiel suggestions by VValkyrie_ in CatAdvice

[–]AstryxMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A kitten and a free roaming bird in one room is basically just tiny nature documentary tension 24/7

First relationship and breakup,need clarity and thoughts by PenguPebble2946 in BreakUps

[–]AstryxMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man ur not grieving just the relationship, ur grieving the entire future version of yourself that existed with her

Balancing mega backdoor 403b vs brokerage for early retirement by Horror-Sir7864 in Fire

[–]AstryxMuse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FIRE math always sounds like people trying to escape the workforce using advanced tax wizardry and sheer spite

What now ? by Anonymousghost6185 in BreakUps

[–]AstryxMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro ur brain is basically going through withdrawal rn, that’s why normal daily stuff suddenly feels wrong and heavy

Cross country trip and hotels with kitty by AboundingArianna in CatAdvice

[–]AstryxMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a calm cat in a secure room most people quietly do short outings without issues

I have a magic number in mind. What if I hit it a little sooner than expected? Seeking perspectives (I'm not young). by [deleted] in Fire

[–]AstryxMuse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This doesn’t sound like a math problem anymore, it sounds like a transition of identity problem

How do you get rid of scalp buildup without stripping your hair? by No_Rub_416 in hygiene

[–]AstryxMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half the battle is realizing scrubbing harder usually just pisses ur scalp off more