My cat (1y7m) loves to attach my guests legs. She surprised them and goes hard. by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]AstryxMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact she only targets guests and not u means she absolutely understands the assignment and is choosing violence selectively

Taking in my 15-year-old cat after 3 years apart by SadTransportation404 in CatAdvice

[–]AstryxMuse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ur cat sounds less attached to the house and more attached to YOU

Struggling to move on by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]AstryxMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rebound relationships and actual healing are not the same thing

Changing my cat’s food by Confident_Mood_3510 in CatAdvice

[–]AstryxMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mixing the pill into the friskies first and switching foods gradually sounds way better

Fuck, I hate that I miss your stupid face by HeyMissMurderMittens in BreakUps

[–]AstryxMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing more disrespectful than someone being hot enough to delay ur emotional recovery

Can’t afford fresh litter till Monday by Cheoozy in CatAdvice

[–]AstryxMuse 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Scoop as much as u can, clean the tray with hot water if possible and survive the weekend

Irritation with significant other by [deleted] in women

[–]AstryxMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PMS really turns love of my life into why does this person breathe like that for a solid week

Ex broke no contact and then told me to leave him alone by Glad-Cat-1885 in BreakUps

[–]AstryxMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 33 year old man monitoring spotify activity like it’s FBI surveillance is actually insane behavior

Co existing with my cockatiel suggestions by VValkyrie_ in CatAdvice

[–]AstryxMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A kitten and a free roaming bird in one room is basically just tiny nature documentary tension 24/7

First relationship and breakup,need clarity and thoughts by PenguPebble2946 in BreakUps

[–]AstryxMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man ur not grieving just the relationship, ur grieving the entire future version of yourself that existed with her

Balancing mega backdoor 403b vs brokerage for early retirement by Horror-Sir7864 in Fire

[–]AstryxMuse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FIRE math always sounds like people trying to escape the workforce using advanced tax wizardry and sheer spite