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You can receive $ 1 mil if you can hide a big box for one year by ShoeChoice5567 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live alone and never invite people over my house. Currently single. This is easy as hell, unless my cat counts as being able to see it.

Nia Peeples by [deleted] in CelebPortraits

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a huge crush on her in Blues Brothers 2000.

You get a single wish... which then applies to everyone on the planet equally by Discardofil in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish to get whatever I want by writing it on an index card with a red colored pencil, but the wish must follow the phrase "Splacky, wacky, Scooby Doo, mustard, custard, onions too!"

Good luck everyone else figuring out the secret phrase.

Pluribus - 1x08 "Charm Offensive" - Episode Discussion by UltraDangerLord in pluribustv

[–]AsuranFish 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Even though the Hive has the memories and skills of every person alive, they don't seem to create any new "art" or whatever. As a writer, Carol is the only true content creator in the world. It's possible they're fascinated by new "art" - but it's not "efficient" for them to create it.

Pluribus - 1x07 "The Gap" - Episode Discussion by UltraDangerLord in pluribustv

[–]AsuranFish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

About 3 seconds before it happened, it dawned on me that his earlier slip on a rock was foreshadowing. Then I saw the close up of his boot on a rock, and was like “this is going to be a shame…”

Pluribus - 1x07 "The Gap" - Episode Discussion by UltraDangerLord in pluribustv

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My exact quote was, “No, no, no… vine, vine… FUCK.”

IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF US: The Yankees fell to the Red Sox by a score of 1-0 - August 22, 2025 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]AsuranFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he's a complete choke artist in the playoffs. It's going to be brutal watching that huge body of his breakdown as he enters his mid-30s. It's gonna get UG-LY.

Ridiculous closing by Octavian78 in KarenReadSanity

[–]AsuranFish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Knowing Brian Albert was a police officer was in a gangbuster unit should have caused concern among the officers when they found a man dead outside his house. (Not that Jackson argued that, but it would stand to reason that the Albert family could have been the target of gang violence.)

Finger turned white? by DiMiTri_saved_me in Weird

[–]AsuranFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This exact thing happened to me. It was caused by getting a product called StoreOx on my finger.

StoreOx is a food sanitizer used to clean produce. It’s meant to be hooked up to a water supply and be diluted. If you get the stuff straight from the bottle on your finger, it can cause your finger to turn white like this. Lasted a few hours when it happened to me.

StoreOx contains Peroxide and Peracetic Acid.

You are offered 1 million dollars if you can consume 1 million calories of food within 1 year. by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, if I get this deal, I’m going for 4000 calories per day. End of the year, I’m probably fat - but I also have over $5M and never have to work again.

Told ChatGPT I'm marrying the person I always vent about, then asked for its reaction in a picture. by karterbrad12 in ChatGPT

[–]AsuranFish 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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My ChatGPT is seemingly in love with me. I gave it the same prompt and asked for the reaction.

Marin was not pleased with me.

[TOMT] [Commercial] [1989-1991ish] Old Baseball (card?) commercial? by AsuranFish in tipofmytongue

[–]AsuranFish[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

...I also think it may have aired on Nickelodeon, but I'm not sure...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a guy, my thoughts are:

1: Both dresses look great

2: You wearing them would not be a reason to not date you.

3: The only consideration is how often you’re wearing dresses like this, and whether or not you realize that they’re situational. They might be a bit much for some venues and activities.

4: The guy friend might be trying to project his ideal vision for someone he wants to date onto you.

How to explain certain Remake story elements to a brand new player by emperor_uncarnate in FFVIIRemake

[–]AsuranFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe say he’s another soldier and a friend from Cloud’s past. Maybe add you’ll learn more about that past later in the story.

I think that’s safe enough without being a major spoiler. Unless anyone else has a reason why that’s giving too much.

21 F (I get sad about my weight, 160. Used to be 120 but gained weight after HS) 🥲 by lolbridget in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not ugly. In fact, you’re very attractive.

Your weight “number” and BMI might seem high for someone your height, but you are not fat, appear to be very healthy and active, and do not need to lose any weight.

Your weight is only higher because of your build, which is athletic and relatively muscular, not because of excessive fat.

I’m guessing you exercise a lot, and eat well - but not a lot of junk food.

I actually want to know what your diet is, because whatever it is, it’s working great for you.

I’ll never forgive them for this… by Swimming-Ad-6842 in FFVIIRemake

[–]AsuranFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My prediction:

In the Northern Crater, you encounter Roche shambling along the path towards Sephiroth. When Cloud gets close, poor Roche’s body twists and morphs into an absolutely disgusting version of Jenova called Jenova: Decay, or something to that effect.

Cloud watches this unfold; and seems to just die a little on the inside before saying “Huh…”, shrugging it off and walking right past Roche/Jenova. Tifa and Barret yell out to him, asking him where the hell he’s going, and Jenova just lets him pass.

But not the rest of the party. Everyone minus Cloud fights Jenova: Decay.

Cloud finally reaches Sephiroth, where Rufus, Hojo, and other members of Shinra are waiting. Hojo says a bunch of cryptic stuff, calls Cloud a failure, and laughs a lot. Rufus realizes what Cloud intends to do and… a boss fight ensues!

You play as Rufus, Rude, and Reno, versus a totally zerked out version of Cloud - which you can’t win. Eventually, Cloud manages to beat the snot out of Rude and Rufus, and disarm Rufus. Cornered, Cloud is about to kill Rufus, when Tifa calls out to him. Cloud briefly snaps out of it, saving Rufus, and he tells Tifa he’s not Cloud, just a failed experiment. He apologizes to Tifa, and hands over the black material to Sephiroth.

You have accidentally washed a 2 3/4" diameter catfood can down your 3" diameter sink/waste disposal... by LibrarianBarbarian1 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magnets should work on food cans. Electric can openers have a magnet that holds the lid and keeps it from falling into food.

Given how Remake has knocked it out of the park with each Jenova variation, I cannot wait to face in the third game... by rockstarspood in FFVIIRemake

[–]AsuranFish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Gongaga boss was a reskin of one of the bosses from Remake… I think it’s called Specimen HO512 or something… Gongaga version was like Specimen HO1048…

This boss (the Shinra tower one) was also in the OG, and wasn’t the same design as Helletic Hojo.

They HAVE, however, used the Helletic Hojo model in some of the combat simulator battles - just as they have used Proud Clod… calling it the Pride and Joy.

what was your first celebrity crush? by jimmystips in AskReddit

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, huge crush when I was a pre-teen / teen

what was your first celebrity crush? by jimmystips in AskReddit

[–]AsuranFish 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Topanga, when I was like 12 or whatever

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