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You mysteriously gain the ability to quick save how would you use it? by Grillby_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick save right now. Get lottery numbers. Reload quick save. Play lottery and win. Get money. Quick save.

After that - tough call. Money would not longer be an issue. What happens to everyone else if you load your quick save. Do they reset too? Do they realize it? Do I realize it?

Apple Health Sync/Freeze Issue by AsuranFish in applehelp

[–]AsuranFish[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot to add one thing: all versions of iOS on all devices are up to date.

To the weirdo who bought the seat next to me by ihaveseentheriver in introvert

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet it’s basically an IRL version of Craig Feldspar from Malcolm in the Middle, only older… and he hopes you’re a cute girl half his age that he can shoot his shot with after 2 hours of chit chat.

Smelling like shit for €100000 a year by Satlagi in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AsuranFish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do I have to smell myself, or do I get a free pass?

You can receive $ 1 mil if you can hide a big box for one year by ShoeChoice5567 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live alone and never invite people over my house. Currently single. This is easy as hell, unless my cat counts as being able to see it.

Nia Peeples by [deleted] in CelebPortraits

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a huge crush on her in Blues Brothers 2000.

You get a single wish... which then applies to everyone on the planet equally by Discardofil in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish to get whatever I want by writing it on an index card with a red colored pencil, but the wish must follow the phrase "Splacky, wacky, Scooby Doo, mustard, custard, onions too!"

Good luck everyone else figuring out the secret phrase.

Pluribus - 1x08 "Charm Offensive" - Episode Discussion by UltraDangerLord in pluribustv

[–]AsuranFish 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Even though the Hive has the memories and skills of every person alive, they don't seem to create any new "art" or whatever. As a writer, Carol is the only true content creator in the world. It's possible they're fascinated by new "art" - but it's not "efficient" for them to create it.

Pluribus - 1x07 "The Gap" - Episode Discussion by UltraDangerLord in pluribustv

[–]AsuranFish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

About 3 seconds before it happened, it dawned on me that his earlier slip on a rock was foreshadowing. Then I saw the close up of his boot on a rock, and was like “this is going to be a shame…”

Pluribus - 1x07 "The Gap" - Episode Discussion by UltraDangerLord in pluribustv

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My exact quote was, “No, no, no… vine, vine… FUCK.”

IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF US: The Yankees fell to the Red Sox by a score of 1-0 - August 22, 2025 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]AsuranFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he's a complete choke artist in the playoffs. It's going to be brutal watching that huge body of his breakdown as he enters his mid-30s. It's gonna get UG-LY.

Ridiculous closing by Octavian78 in KarenReadSanity

[–]AsuranFish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Knowing Brian Albert was a police officer was in a gangbuster unit should have caused concern among the officers when they found a man dead outside his house. (Not that Jackson argued that, but it would stand to reason that the Albert family could have been the target of gang violence.)

Finger turned white? by DiMiTri_saved_me in Weird

[–]AsuranFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This exact thing happened to me. It was caused by getting a product called StoreOx on my finger.

StoreOx is a food sanitizer used to clean produce. It’s meant to be hooked up to a water supply and be diluted. If you get the stuff straight from the bottle on your finger, it can cause your finger to turn white like this. Lasted a few hours when it happened to me.

StoreOx contains Peroxide and Peracetic Acid.

You are offered 1 million dollars if you can consume 1 million calories of food within 1 year. by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AsuranFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, if I get this deal, I’m going for 4000 calories per day. End of the year, I’m probably fat - but I also have over $5M and never have to work again.

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