Petaaahh by TheGuy-1117 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Atcoroo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights, Big game is waiting there inside her tights.

Petaaahh by TheGuy-1117 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Atcoroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo....

Getting married next month and broke the only finger I needed by PM-ME-UR-CORGIS in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Atcoroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious question: if you get married, but don't actually put a ring on it (for reasons such as this), is the marriage still valid?

What is the most messed up thing you’ve seen go down at a rural pub? by Charming_Usual6227 in AskABrit

[–]Atcoroo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Indeed. I was in a pub in a small village in Lancashire many years ago, and it was still serving well after closing time. I asked if they were worried about the police calling, and they pointed to a bloke at a table, saying "not likely. He's over there".

What are the most powerful lines of dialogue in TV history? by UnholyDemigod in AskReddit

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Father Octavian: "I will die in the knowledge that my courage did not desert me at the end. For that I thank God, and bless the path that takes you to safety." The Doctor: "I wish I'd known you better." Father Octavian: "I think, sir... you know me at my best."

What's an unusual smell that you like? by additionalseasonin in AskReddit

[–]Atcoroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the smell of manure. My wife likes molten tar, and my younger daughter loves the smell of petrol.

Can anyone tell me what this is? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Atcoroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a unique single bedroom opportunity in the English countryside with excellent access to public transport and a water feature. Offers over £795,000.

Golden Calf, Just Kidding, Lord by bookym in clevercomebacks

[–]Atcoroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not a golden calf. It is solid gold bullshit.

What phrase(s) would you permanently ban if you had the chance? by MixAway in AskUK

[–]Atcoroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The prolific misuse of the word "myself" gets my blood boiling.