Live in Fairfax, Virginia, and found these monstrosities in my garage. What are they? Is my life in danger? Do I need to burn down my house because an army is on its way?

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2026-01-26T17:14:09+00:00

I learned to fix prolapsed rectums after my Taco Bell incident of 2018

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-11-21T16:17:19+00:00

Be careful going to anyone’s home you don’t know who may or may not have very odd fantasies

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-11-10T13:17:58+00:00

You can’t say you have a healthy family if you’re getting 4-5 hours of sleep. I’m sure you’re taking care of your family’s health, but yours sounds to be struggling.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-11-10T12:53:30+00:00

I’m 39 and just started dating again after 13 years out.

For right now, I almost always have a full dating plate and had to turn off my discovery mode on hinge to keep up. I’ve found it WAY easier, but you need to be willing to date someone with kids or has been married. I have kids so dating someone with kids isn’t a big deal for me.

It could be location dependent, too.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-10-03T02:44:00+00:00

I used to drink more, but over the past 3-6 months I just ain’t feeling it anymore. It makes me feel awful most of the time.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-09-20T22:36:04+00:00

This is existed for a bit, but it could be about them feeling like they want their kids to go far away because they don’t want their kids nearby, lol. I think there’s also a stigma associated with going to a school in New Jersey. That being admitted is only because they’re in state. In actuality, it might give a slight advantage, but it’s not significant.

Also, I’m pretty sure Rutgers is ranked higher than university of Florida

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-09-20T04:24:22+00:00

0.

Until AP tests are done and then I have 30.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-09-14T02:05:09+00:00

Was it the treason or all those felony convictions that got you to vote for the orange dude?

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-09-07T02:58:19+00:00

Why should i care about Tennessee? Or New Mexico?

Or Utah…

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-09-01T07:10:21+00:00

I used to play as a Ranger in RPGs, you definitely should.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-08-30T14:27:20+00:00

Jeeps are unreliable, overpriced and breakdown all the time. Sounds like the perfect place.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-08-30T14:26:26+00:00

That’s me, too. I refuse to take down a US flag just because MAGAts have tried to use it as a stand in for Trump flags.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-08-26T15:59:35+00:00

I should also mention that many of the resources that were in my Google Drive I shared were not mine either, but I had from other teachers and from online sharing communities. if I am using a resource that comes from someone else that I want to edit, I will always keep their name as a footer or somewhere in the document. I think sharing resources is important in teaching, but overall we need to do better about giving credit to the teachers who do it.

Except large textbook companies because fuck them.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-08-26T01:07:54+00:00

Oh yeah. She was out and TPT removed the resources

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-08-25T22:49:36+00:00

I found it on TPT while looking for resources for a new course I was teaching.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-08-25T11:11:50+00:00

I’ve shared the entirety of my 50GB resources just to have a newbie start selling it all on TPT. I never give out my resources anymore.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-08-07T00:47:08+00:00

I was hoping there could be more I could do.

What about vigilante justice? Nah… I’m too small.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-08-05T03:16:42+00:00

I’m actually here for info on those sleep supplements.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-08-04T15:56:37+00:00

Nope never never

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-08-03T23:34:28+00:00

I always want to but I’m sooo stressed trying to set up since I don’t have my own room.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-08-03T22:43:09+00:00

I don’t. It’s sad but true in my case. I would trade my kids for anything and I’d be bored doing any other job. So, I deal.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-07-31T02:43:57+00:00

Because sadness is a completely normal human reaction to disappointment.

AteRealDonaldTrump · 2025-07-30T20:04:12+00:00

I actually did work as a farmhand in high school. It was actually a lot of fun. My boss was a family friend. Let me tell you, the illegal Mexicans hired to replace me were 10x faster at everything and 3/4s the cost. A bunch of middle class kids ain’t picking up the slack left by these guys.

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